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#21. Posted:
iRue
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From Napoleon Dynamite:

"I see you're drinking one-percent milk. Is that 'cause you think your fat?
'Cause your not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.
#22. Posted:
Taylor
  • Winter 2020
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I'm not very good at math, but add me, subtract your pants, divide your legs, and I'll multiply!
#23. Posted:
Soaap
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Your name must be Campbell because you're Mmm Mmm Good.

Lets play carpenter, first you get hammered then ill nail you.
#24. Posted:
Fund
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I lost my number can i have yours
#25. Posted:
Nin
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Guy: Is your phone in your back pocket?
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because dat ass is calling me
#26. Posted:
Declanwilliams1
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have you ever tripped over a stick? no? then how about a root?

root = intercourse (its Australian)
#27. Posted:
nostril
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Is your name WiFi? Cause' I feel a connection.

I know a lot more that people don't usually see xD
#28. Posted:
WAFC
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Can you catch? Because you will have a couple of balls coming at you...
#29. Posted:
HTFC
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i hope you have pet insurance.

because your pusy is about to get beaten
#30. Posted:
XBL-AB
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Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess.


AND

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?


Okay. Enough internet for me tonight.
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