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1. Yo mama is so tall, that when she did a backflip she hit jesus in the face!
2. Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
3. Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
4. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
5.Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo."
6. Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
7. Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
8. Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
9. Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
10. Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.


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That was really stupid taking into account that you spelled Jesus wrong
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Achieve wrote That was really stupid taking into account that you spelled Jesus wrong
shut up if you have nothing mice to say dont say anthing!!
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Achieve wrote That was really stupid taking into account that you spelled Jesus wrong


shes a nine year old girl, what do you expect. and shes also my sister. nice joke maddy
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No offence but that was bad, and you spelt things wrong :/
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Achieve wrote That was really stupid taking into account that you spelled Jesus wrong


shes a nine year old girl, what do you expect. and shes also my sister. nice joke maddy

thanks
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Kyle93 wrote No offence but that was bad, and you spelt things wrong :/

once again shes a nine year old girl. what do you expect
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MADROCKS_ wrote Your mama is so tall that, when she did a backflip she hit jesus in the face.


Hahaha i have one :L

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile.
This is not aimed at you btw :L

-Reecey
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lol people still tell mama jokes?
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TTG_ReLapZe wrote
MADROCKS_ wrote Your mama is so tall that, when she did a backflip she hit jesus in the face.


Hahaha i have one :L

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile.
This is not aimed at you btw :L

-Reecey

That one is a good one !!
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