So I'm looking for some help. I have a Twitter account that I'm attempting to grow and it's going pretty good so far. The only problem I'm having, is coming up with the type of tweets that follow my accounts niche. I've been able to come up with a few and with some help from a few friends, but I sometimes find myself resorting to stealing tweets from other accounts.

If you can help out just a little, that would be wonderful. I'm going to leave a few tweets here to show you guys what they have to look like. They don't have to perfect, that's what rewording is for. We can make them perfect with each others help.

Example 1: Drake cracks his fortune cookie, it reads "two is your lucky number" he tilts his head back and whispers "what's two without you..."

Example 2: Attempting to do a magic trick, Drake drops the cards. His friend asks, "Where's your queen?" Tears begin to form in Drake's eyes.

Example 3: Drake glances at the large map. "You are here", he reads. "Yeah, but where is she?"

Okay so hopefully this gives some of you some ideas and you understand what the account is about and how the tweets need to be formatted.

Oh and for the person that helps me the most, there will be a reward. Feel free to post your attempts here, or you may PM them if you'd like.

In advance, thank you.