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Movie Release Date: January 24, 2003
Film Publisher: Columbia Pictures
Director(s): Jonathan Liebesman
Genre: Supernatural Horror Movie
Sequels: N/A
Actors:
Chaney Kley
Emma Caulfield
Lee Cormie



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Children have a very good reason to be afraid of the dark in this flashy horror story. Matilda Dixon was a genially eccentric woman who, in the 1850s, lived in a New England town known as Darkness Falls. Matilda was well known to the local children for her habit of paying them for teeth they'd lost, but when two youngsters mysteriously disappeared, Matilda was lynched by an angry mob wrongly convinced that she had murdered the kids. In the year 2002, former Darkness Falls resident Kyle Walsh (Chaney Kley) lives in Las Vegas and is still desperately afraid of the dark since a childhood run-in with the ghost of Matilda Dixon left him severely traumatized. While police and psychiatrists scoffed at Kyle's stories about Matilda's spirit, his childhood friend Caitlin (Emma Caulfield) is alarmed when her nine-year-old brother Michael (Lee Cormie) begins having nightmares very much like those which disturbed Kyle's rest for years. Like Kyle, Michael has little luck convincing most grown-ups that the white-robed specters he sees in the dark are real, so Caitlin asks Kyle to return to Darkness Falls to help get to the bottom of his story.



Story Line

During the 1800s there was a woman named Matilda Dixon, who lived in the town of Darkness Falls, Matilda was adored by all the children and when their teeth fell out Matilda gave the children a gold coin for their tooth which gained her the title the tooth fairy. One night Matildas house caught on fire and she was burned, leaved horribly scared she could only go outside at night wearing a porcelain mask. One day two kids went missing and the town quickly blamed Matilda because she was close to the kids, she was arrested and sentenced to death by hanging. During the execution the people tear off Matildas mask exposing her face to sunlight which burns her, she lays a curse upon Darkness Falls where she will return to take your last baby tooth and any who look at her will be killed. The story switch's over to a boy named Kyle Walsh, a young boy, who just lost his last baby tooth is about to go bed when the "tooth fairy" visits, Kyle hears her in his room and grabs a flashlight only to see her face, he shines the light at her to repeal her as he runs to the bathroom. Kyle's mom wakes to see Kyle in the tub with all the lights on, because light wards off Matildas spirit. Kyle tells his mom what happened and she goes to investigate only to see the Tooth Fairy's reflection in a mirror, the tooth fairy snaps her neck and peruses Kyle but cant enter the bathroom because of the light.

Twelve years later, Caitlin Greene calls a secluded Kyle to ask for his help with her younger brother, Michael, who refuses to sleep in the dark. After visiting the hospital Kyle knows whats wrong with Michael but doesn't say whats wrong out of knowing no one will believe him. Beset upon by his neighbors from childhood, Kyle attempts to warn others of the Tooth Fairy and tells them to stay in the light. This causes many of the townspeople to die. The Tooth Fairy attacks them aggressively. When they discover the lighthouse won't power up due to poor maintenance to the lighthouse they attempt to repair it as their only other protection is two small lanterns that are low on oil. The Tooth Fairy is able to grab Michael and as he and the Tooth Fairy fight, Michael and his sister fix the lighthouse and power it on, the Tooth Fairy is trying to resist the light but Kyle tears off her mask exposing her face to the light. Matilda is still struggling with Kyle, he kicks the light in the lighthouse with his foot and lights his sleeve on fire using the sparks and flames the light is emitting. He punches the Tooth Fairy and she catches on fire, eventually she exploded and her spirit is released, forever. The town is now free from Matilda Dixon's wrath.

The end of the film Michael looses his last baby tooth but is scared the Tooth Fairy will return but she doesn't her spirit has been destroyed.



Rating

7/10

This movie is not recommended to an audience who are scared of the dark, this movie im not gunna lie F'ed me up when I was little. I would never sleep with the lights off until I grew up then I realized it was just a movie. I give this movie a 7 because even though it had a good plot and story line behind it. It took a favorite childhood character and turned it into something evil. It just doesn't seem right.
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Movie Release Date: March 31, 1995
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Director(s): Directed
Genre: Comedy
Sequels: N/A
Actors:
Chris Farley
David Spade
Brian Dennehy
Bo Derek
Julie Warner




Synopsis

Tommy Boy is a 1995 American road comedy film directed by Peter Segal, written by Bonnie and Terry Turner, produced by Lorne Michaels, and starring former Saturday Night Live castmates and close friends Chris Farley and David Spade. The working title for the film was originally "Rocky Road". The film tells the story of a socially and emotionally immature man (Farley) who learns lessons about friendship and self-worth following the sudden death of his industrialist father. The film did well commercially but received mixed reviews from critics. The film was shot primarily in Toronto and Los Angeles.




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This movie may be some what old but it can still get the laughs out of you. After seven years in collage Tommy gets gets so close to failing with a D+. After finishing collage Tommy moves back to his hometown in a town called Sandusky, Ohio. Tommy's dad "Big Tom" owns a company Callahan Auto. Mostly just sell brake pads. Tommy's dad gets a job at his company but before he knows it he's dad is thinking of marrying Beverly Barrish-Burns. But Tommy didnt know that she had a son. Tommy always wanted a brother in his life. But once Big Tom and Beverly Barrish-Burns get married, Him and Tommy dance up on stage to their favourite song. But tragically Big Tom falls down on his back and dies over a heart attack. After Big Tom died, the bank undertakes a promise on a loan for a new brake pad division and seeks urgent payment of Callahan Auto's debts. But another automotive parts company who is owned by Ray Zalinsky is looking to buy the company. But Tommy steps up and makes a deal. Tommy Boy is suppose to sell 500,000 brake pads. So Tommy agrees to go across country and sell 500,000 brake pads. But Tommy doesnt know a lot about Brake pads so he brings Richard Hayden along with him.

While they head on this journey, Beverly and Paul the son arent mother and son. They're actually married artists with criminal records. But Beverly isnt gonna just get a divorce and own half of Big Toms company. But what she actually does is inherited half of the controlling interest in the company and turn it into cash.

While Tommy and Richard they come across some horrible things. When selling their brake pads they get many nos from companies because Tommy and Richard arent doing enough work to get them to say yes. But thats the only thing. While driving cross-country Richard finds himself hitting a deer head on. They dont know what to do with it so they just throw it in the back seat thinking its dead. But before you know it, the deer wakes up but Tommy and Richard havent noticed until Tommy looks in the review mirror. Tommy and Richard panic out of the car while the deer demolishes the car to pieces. After all the car destroying, Tommy sets on the highway back to selling brake pads. But after driving so long the hood flies up and Tommy can see where he is going. Tommy is swerving all over the road, driving into incoming traffic. but after awhile of dodging all these cars coming at him the hood finally goes down. They stop in front of a restaurant but Richard is so mad at Tommy because he left something in the hood that made the hood fly up. They get into a fist fight so Richard grabs a log and hits Tommy with it. When all seems lost, Tommy and Richard stop by at a restaurant. Tommy orders some chicken wings but it seems like they arent cooking them at the moment. So Tommy gets so upset and shows his emotions with 2 pieces of breed. After after all the drama and stuff they set off again trying to sell some brake pads but all no. After awhile Richard and Tommy are driving in the dark but Richard is drinking in the car witch is illigal. But a cop car is on the side of the road and Tommys going over the speed limit. So Tommy comes up with a plan to fake a bee attack and jump out of the car screaming for their lives. But after all the 2 cops are allergic so they say "we'll come check on you guys later." Tommy cant believe that one of his plans work.

But after a tragic cross-country road trip Tommy and Richard start selling brake pads. Eventually getting over their have million mark, Paul sabotages the company's computers Causing shipment to go to other countries. But after the bank found out. They decided to sell Callahan Auto to Zalinsky. But Tommy and Richard dont give up. They travel to Chicago
Tommy and Richard meet up with Zalinsky but he only wants the company for the reputation, not the employees. Tommy is denied to be in Zalinsky board room. after sitting on the curb in shame Michelle (His girlfriend) comes back with the of Paul and Beverly's police records. Tommy comes up with another plan. He puts road flares on his body to act like a suicide bomber but he's just trying to get to Zalinsky board room. He happens to get the news crew with them. He reaches the room and explains all the stuff to them and on the news. After all the tragic, Zalinsky signs Tommy's purchase order for 500,000 brake pads. After all Paul runs out of the room but gets trapped in a seat project and gets sacked with a big bag. After all Zalinsky and Beverly get together and the company is staying in business. The movie ends when Tommy starts his romance with Michelle and is made the president of Callahan Auto.





Rating

9/10

This is a great movie. Its not the funniest movie to watch but it can be a great movie to watch with a the family and have a few laughs. It has a great story to it. Its not all just comedy, you gotta listen to whats happening also. But I would watch this over and over again. This is truly my favorite movie of all time

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Movie Release Date: August 8th, 1986
Film Publisher: N/A
Director(s): Rob Reiner
Genre: Adventure
Sequels: None
Rating: R
Actors: Wil Wheaton
River Pheonix
Corey Feldman
Jerry O'Connell
Kiefer Sutherland



Synopsis

Stand By Me is set in 1959. It tells the story of a man sitting in his car reading a new paper article about a man who was stabbed to death at a fast food restaurant. Reminiscing, he begins to tell a story about when he was 12, the first time he saw a dead human body. Him and friends take an adventure and walk 10 miles along railroad tracks. They don't see it as disrespectful, but as a town hero of discovering a missing boys body.



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In a hot summer in Castlerock, Oregon in the year of 1959 three friends, Teddy, Chris, and Gordie sit in a tree house playing cards. Their friend Vern knocks on the door. After a little teasing, they let him. He asks "You guys want to see a dead body?". Earlier that day Vern was under his porch looking for a jar of pennies that he had buried, where he over heard his older brother and friend talking about finding the body of a boy named Ray Brower, a kid who was struck by a train. They boys think about it, and think that they could become town heroes if they find the Ray Brower's body. The set out on the journey along miles of railroad tracks.

Before they get to far out town, they stop at the local junkyard to fill up their canteens. But they fear the legend of the owners dog, Chopper. The legend says that Milo (the owner) trained his dog to not just attack intruders, but go for their balls. Then they begin the trek where they approach a long bridge that is hundred of feet of a fast flowing river. The boys take the risk across no knowing when the next train was due, Vern and Gordie barely making it across as a train roared across the bridge behind them. As night comes, they take a rest, make a fire and eat. Gordie who has been known for his literature, tells a story about an obese boy named Davie, or fat@ss they call him, that is repeatedly bullied but takes revenge at a pie eating contest where he starts a chain reaction of barfing. Every started vomiting on the person next to them.

The next day the make the final push to where Vern's brother and friend said they thought they saw Ray Brower's dead body. Off the side of the tracks in some bushes next to a lake, they discovered the body of Ray Brower. That was the first time any of the boys had seen a dead human body. They have the idea of make a stretcher and carrying his lifeless body back to Castlerock. Just as they begin the making of the strether, Local bully, Ace shows up with Chris' and Vern's brother. Little did the boys know, there was a reward out for the finding of Ray's body. Vern's brother, Ace, pulls a knife and threatens the boys. Gordie pulled out a gun. Gordie decides that no one is going to take credit for finding the body and makes an anonymous tip call to the authorities. The boys start their walk back to Castlerock where they say goodbye to each other.

Gordie states that Vern later married straight out of high school, had four boys and became a forklift driver at a local lumber yard. Teddy tried to join the Army, but was denied entry because of his poor eyesight and ear injury. He eventually served jail time and now was doing odd jobs around Castle Rock. Chris was able to stick it out and get by in the advanced classes with Gordie and later moved out of Castle Rock and became a lawyer. However, as revealed in the opening scene, Chris was recently stabbed and killed when he attempted to intervene in a fight in a fast food restaurant. Gordie then finishes his memoir, and takes his son and his son's friend swimming.



Rating

IMDb Rating is 8.1.

My personal rating would be a 10. This movie is amazing. Four best friends going on an adventure together, teasing and making fun of each other, having the best time. It has a a lot of swearing but that just adds to the storyline and shows how comfortable the friends are around each other. It's one of those movie that you wish were real and were apart of the story. Will always be my favorite movie. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend you watch it then tell a friend about it that hasn't seen it.
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Movie Release Date: April 26, 1995
Film Publisher: New Line Cinema
Director(s): F. Gary Gray
Genre: Comedy
Sequels: "Friday" sparked two sequels "Next Friday" and "Friday After Next" with a fourth in the making, "Last Friday".
Rating: R
Actors: Ice Cube
Chris Tucker
Bernie Mac
Nia Long
John Witherspoon
Robert Lockhart



Synopsis

This movie takes place in Southern Central Los Angeles. Local stoner, Smokey who is on probation, and recently unemployed friend, Craig, decide to hang out for the day. But after this Friday, the neighbor hood will never be the same. Smokey gets Craig in debt with a major drug deal named Big Worm. If they don't have Big Worm's money or bud by 10:00, he's gonna kill them both.



Storyline

Waking up on a Friday morning after being recently fired from his job at the UPS for supposedly stealing boxes on his day off work, Craig's dad, Willie, criticizes Craig and tells him that he needs to find a job. He offers him a job to work with him as a dog catcher. Instead Craig decides to hang out with his friend Smokey. Craig and Smokey sit outside Craig's house observing the people that walk by. Craig's crush, Debbie, takes a jog pass them, later Debbie's crackhead sister comes through trying to borrow Smokey's car. But they keep cautious for the local bully, Deebo. Deebo is notorious for robbing people, so they make sure to take off their jewelry when Deebo passes by.

Smokey was giving 200$ worth of weed to sell for local drug king, Big Worm. When big worm stops by to collect his money, Smokey tells him the story about Craig getting fired on his day off and how they smoked Worms weed while they talked about their problems. Big Worm didn't like that. He tells Smokey that if he doesn't have his money or bud by 10:00 PM sharp, he was going to kill them both. Smokey breaks the news to Craig.

Smokey tries to earn the money back by selling the rest of the bud to Hector, another stoner that once had Smokey on PCP causing him to trip out and humiliating him Craig attempts to borrow 200$ from his loud mouth girlfriend. Right when he was about to get the money, Debbie's crackhead sister, Felishia, shows up. Asking him if she can borrow his VCR to tape the Bernie Mac show. Craig's Girlfriend didn't like that and drove off without giving him the money.

Deebo shows up again, convincing Smokey to help him break into Craig's neighbors, Stanley, while he is away. Smokey tells Deebo that he is on probation and can't get into trouble. Deebo says otherwise. Craig keeps watch while they are inside looking for stuff to steal. Stanley pulls up. Craig whistles to alert them that Stanley is back. They get out quick and Smokey tells Craig that they got about 200$. Deebo said that he got about 200$, not giving any to Smokey.

As the night approached, Smokey goes home to use the bathroom. Craig deicides to sneak into Debbie's house where Deebo was sleeping with her sister, Felishia, so he can steal the money that him and Smokey stole from Stanleys. He climbs in through the window and starts going through Deebo pants whilst he was sleeping the bed about 4 feet from him. As he was going through the pants, Ezail, local thief and crackhead, climbs in through the window making a ton of noise. Scared that he was going to wake Deebo, he quickly jumps out the window. Without the money. Craig gets back safe to his house just as Smokey gets back.

Craig suggests that they go inside. While their in there Craig asks his sister if he can borrow 200$, she asks why and Craig tells her about the situation that Smokey got him in with Big Worm. She refuses to give them the money. Sitting in Craig's room, Smokey gets a call on his pager. He calls Big Worm back and has to tell them that him that he doesn't have his money and Worm tells him that he is going to have to kill them. Craig's dad walks in and says that Craig's sister told him about the position that they are in. Willie yells at Smokey and tells him to get out of his house and tells Craig to stay inside. They both leave and go back outside.

Sitting outside, paranoid, a mysterious van creeps down the road. They both realize that it's a drive by. It's the guys that Worm sent to kill them. Smokey and Craig run for their lives, hopping fences and dodging bullets while firing back with a pistol that Craig had. They hide a few streets over in the bed of a random truck. They escape the shooters and make their way back to Craig's house. As they walk toward his house, everyone is outside wondering what that noise was and wondering where Smokey and Craig are. When they get there everyone is relieved that they are okay.

Debbie starts walking down the street holding her sisters arm pulling her toward everyone. She approaches Deebo and everyone can see that Felishia has black eye. Debbie scolds for hitting a women and says that he's lucky that she isn't man because she would beat him down. Deebo gets mad and hits Debbie, Craigs crush. Craig runs up on Deebo and pushes him reminding him that is a female and that men shouldn't hit females. Deebo hits Craig then he pulls his gun on Deebo. Craig's parents are standing next to him telling him to put the gnu down. He does and then hits Deebo. The fight is on. Deebo over powers him but Craig put a fight. Smokey in the background encouraging Craig to "whoop his @ss!". Deebo chokes out Craig then asks if anyone else wants some. With him not aware that Craig was slowly getting up. Craig picks up a brick cracks Deebo in the mouth it. He falls but he's not town. Craig finishes him off and finally knocks him out cold. Everyone cheers for Craig. Deebo, laying on the ground cold, Smokey walks up to him and takes his 200$ that they stole from Stanley. Debbie approaches Craig and thanks him for being his knight in shining armor.

Later that night Smokey calls Worm and tell him that he has his money and gets cocky saying that he doesn't appreciate him sending his boys to shoot at him. Worm puts him in his place. Smokey tells him that he's done working for him and that he is going to rehab so he can quit smoking. But, over course he was just bull sh!tt!n'!



Rating

IMDb Rating is 7.1.

My personal rating is 9.5. This movie is awesome if you like this type of Comedy. I can literally resite this movie word for word. It's a great movie to watch with friends + I would highly recommend watching the two sequels also! They link together pretty well and are equally funny.
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Movie Release Date: 4th November 1983
Director(s): Lynne Littman
Actors: Jane Alexander, William Devane, Rossie Harris.
Genre: Drama - Sci-Fi
Rating: 7.1/10 [IMDb)



STORYLINE
Nuclear war in the United States is portrayed in a realistic and believable manner. The story is told through the eyes of a woman who is struggling to take care of her family. The entire movie takes place in a small suburban town outside San Francisco. After the nuclear attack, contact with the outside world is pretty much cut off.



MY RATING: 9/10
This is a pretty emotional and depressing movie. It opens your eyes up to the possibility of a Nuclear war and the hard times people faced during the Cold War. It also shows us that during a Nuclear disaster, it not only the actual bomb that can kill you, but Disease and insanity as well. It is a good film as it makes us think "What if" as a Nuclear war is very possible. The story is very sad as it shows a Californian suburban family being cut off by civilization. One mother and Three kids, without a dad.
The mother watches as one by one her children die.
As i read on another review of the film, Every politician of a Nuclear power should watch this and realize the impacts it could have on everyday life and everyday people.
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John Wick

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Movie Release Date: April 10, 2015
Film Publisher: Thunder Road Pictures
Director(s): Chad Stahelski,David Leitch(Uncredited)
Genre: Action
Sequels: N/A
Rating: 15
Actors:
Keanu Reeves
Michael Nyqvist
Alfie Allen
Willem Dafoe


Synopsis

John Wick is a retired hitman for a russain mob boss, one day filling his car up the mob boss who he used to work for son pulls up and tries to buy his car from hI'm, John Wick refuses and later that night the son of the mob boss breaks into his house to steal his car but in the process kills John Wicks dog that was a gift from his recently deceased wife so John Wick comes out of retirement to get payback for his dog and to get his car

Storyline
Watch it and find out ;) nahh I'm joking
After the son of the mob boss kills his dog he calls the mob boss and pretty much tells hI'm that he is going to kill his son.
So the mob boss puts out a hit on john Wick and even sends a hit squad to his house but john Wick kills them all.
He tracks down the son of the mod boss but he gets away and goes into hiding and then he goes after the mod boss to find out where his son is and they make a deal that he is allowed to kill the son but has to spare the mob boss after John Wick kills the son the mob boss goes back on his word and goes after John Wick who in classic John Wick style f*cks shit up



Rating

IMDb Rating 7.2
My Rating 8

Its a pretty good action film it has good fight scenes both hand to hand and gun fights a pretty decent story line i would recommend people watch it and i have done so to a couple of my mates
The only thing i don't like about it is the fact that it is slightly similar to Denzel Washingtons The Equalizer apart from that its good

My Favourite Fight Scene
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From now on in this topic, I will keep an updated list of who has done reviews and how many they've done.

Meninist - 2

Lavish - 1

Grav - 1

Axe - 1

AR15 - 1

Dusknoir - 1

Grimlock - 1

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As people post on this thread, your name and how many reviews you've posted will be updated!
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Movie Information
Movie Release Date: June 26, 2015
Film Publisher: Universal Pictures
Director(s): Seth MacFarlane
Actors: Mark Wahlberg (John), Seth MacFarlene (voice of Ted), Amanda Seyfried (Samantha), Jessica Barth (Tami-Lynn), Giovanni Ribisi (Donny)
Genre: Comedy
Sequels: According to Sam Jones, who plays as himself in the Ted series, he has supposedly signed for Ted 3.
Rating: 7/10 (IMDb)


Synopsis
Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law declares Ted to be property and not a person. Angry and dejected, the lovably foulmouthed teddy bear must now seek legal help from a young lawyer (Amanda Seyfried) and a legendary, civil-rights attorney (Morgan Freeman) to get the justice he deserves.
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The movie begins with the wedding of Ted and Tami-Lynn. The now happily, married duo enjoy their after-party with many familiar friends from the first movie. As Ted and Tami-Lynn talk about their future, Ted sees John alone and goes over to comfort his best friend. Here it is revealed that John and Lori (Mila Kunis) got a divorce around six months prior. Ted and John have fun to other guests at the party such as Guy (Patrick Warburton) and Sam Jones (himself and Flash Gordon).

The scene fast forwards about a year later to where Ted and Tami-Lynn have settled into a run down apartment and to them fighting with each other. Later at the grocery market where both Ted and Tim-Lynn still work, Ted feels tormented on how his marriage is going. One of his coworkers suggests that him and his wife have a baby so that they focus on the child rather than arguing with each other. Ted brings up the subject to Tami-Lynn and they both become ecstatic.

Ted and John later hang out at John's apartment while smoking some pot and watching Law and Order and here Ted tells John the good news. John asks in a confused state of mind how Ted and Tami-Lynn will conceive a child, leading to Ted responding with how they need a donor. Following this, John and Ted go to find a donor, this including Sam Jones, who rejects their offer and leads to Ted vandalizing Jones' Chrysler, sneaking into Tom Brady's house at night, and finally with John agreeing to be the donor. John and Ted later go to a sperm bank where John produces specimen for Ted.

The main conflict arrises after this where Ted and Tami-Lynn receive a letter which states that the couple cannot have a child since Ted is not a person. After they meet with multiple lawyers to fight this case, one of them warns Ted how his interest in a child put him under the radar with the government and that he will become vulnerable. Because of this, Ted loses his job, loses his memberships to all of his credit/debit cards, and Ted and Tami-Lynn's marriage is now annulled. Of course with Ted being upset, John and Ted go to another law firm where the lawyer they speak with redirects them to his niece (Amanda Seyfried) who has just graduated from ASU and needs experience.

The buddies meet with the niece, Samantha Leslie Jackson, and decide to have her be their lawyer. The following scenes consist of the trio in the library preparing for their court case with studying, smoking weed, and drawing on each other's heads. Parallel to this at Hasbro, the antagonist of the first Ted, Donny (Giovanni Ribisi), works as a janitor there and speaks with the head of the company about a plot to manufacture millions of Teds just like Ted. With this opportunity, the head hires Shep Wild (John Slattery) as the opposing attorney against Ted since he has never lost a court case and is certain to win this case. If Ted loses the court case and is determined to be property, Donny can steal him for the company. The court date comes up and the attorneys go back and forth with the witnesses. The shocking decided of this case happens when Shep Wild tells Ted to press his chest, activating his voice box from manufacturing saying "I love you." This results in the jury not finding Ted as a person, but as a piece of property.

Distraught, John, Ted, Tami-Lynn, and Samatha have dinner at Ted and Tami-Lynn's apartment. Here, Samatha takes a chance in hoping that one of the best civil right lawyers, Patrick Meighan (Morgan Freeman), helps them with their case. He agrees to meet them in New York and the following morning John, Ted, and Samantha go on a road trip to see him. Multiple events occur during the trip consisting of a cookie being thrown in a blind man's butt crack, Ted driving them off road and getting the car stuck in the side of a barn, finding the mother load of weed, Samantha bringing a penis bong, and John and Samanth finally kissing. The morning eventually comes and they head to Patrick Meighan's office. Sadly, Meighan rejects being Ted's attorney because of the fact that Ted has not positively contributed to society at all.

In a mellow mood, the three don't know what to do but John says how it wasn't all a waste since he met Samantha. This leads to Ted becoming furious at how the two are happy while his life is now screwed over. Enraged, Ted flees to Comic Con where he sees Guy with his new boyfriend and Sam Jones again as Flash Gordon. A passerby at Comic Con dressed in a Rafael costume sees Ted and asks if he can take a picture with him. The man takes Ted to the back in a secluded room where he reveals to Ted that he is Donny. Freaked out, Ted flees from him into the maze of Comic Con. He takes somebody's phone during the chase and calls John and Samantha, letting them know that he is at Comic Con and that Donny is trying to kidnap him again. Ted is soon knocked unconscious by Donny and he takes Ted to the Hasbro head, who is conveniently at Comic Con as well, where they go strap him up in the back to see what makes him so special. John and Samatha finally arrive at Comic Con where they see Guy. He tells them that he saw two guys take Ted to the back. John and Samantha rush to find him but Sam Jones sees John and is still angry about him and Ted vandalizing his car. This leads to a huge fight breaking out all over Comic Con, but luckily John and Samantha sneak their way to the back and find Ted.

John knocks out Donny and the trio walk out back into Comic Con. Misfortune occurs as Donny becomes conscious again and cuts a rope to a Starship Enterprise which was directed to hit Ted. John sees the ship about to hit Ted so he tackles Ted out of the way, resulting in John taking the hit. In agony over John's injury, Ted sees the Rafael costume and tells guard to get him, resulting in the end of Donny in Ted 2. John is taken to a hospital but his heartbeat suddenly stops and emergency surgery must take place. The doctor informs Ted, Samatha, and Tami-Lynn that John did not make it. While the three cry over the death of John, John wakes up to scare all of them. John was playing them and convinced the doctors to go along with it. Patrick Meighan comes to the room and says how he wants to be Ted's attorney to overturn the original ruling after how Ted's emotions were shown on television. Meighan states his testimony and later Ted exits the court house as a person, proposing to Tami-Lynn again in front of everyone. The final scene consists of John, Ted, Samantha, and Tami-Lynn in the married couple's new apartment with their new addition to the family, Apollo Creed Clubber Lang (Clubber Lang being Ted's new surname), Ted throwing a diaper filled with poop at John, and Ted posting to social media about it.



Rating
9.9/10
I believe that Ted 2 is a worthy sequel to its previous installment in the Ted series. Even though there are one of two moments which can be awkward for viewers, or at least for me they were, this movie is a must see for anybody who loves to laugh.
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Wife wrote From now on in this topic, I will keep an updated list of who has done reviews and how many they've done.

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Wife wrote From now on in this topic, I will keep an updated list of who has done reviews and how many they've done.

Meninist - 2

Lavish - 1

Grav - 1

Axe - 1

AR15 - 1

Dusknoir - 1

Grimlock - 1

Crosby - 2

1995 - 1

As people post on this thread, your name and how many reviews you've posted will be updated!


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Your review wasn't detailed like all the others.
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