-HaZeyy- wrote

Okay so by the looks of this post you guys are awesome! 43 people gifted gold already? thats crazy.

anyway here's joke that you may have heard before, But I think it's really funny. And this is definitely one lucky guy lol

I've been with my girl friend for 2 years now and we decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all of my friends are saying its a really good idea! My girlfriend? She is a awesome! But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister, This is my future 20 year old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirt with a short blouse. She always leans ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear. She never did that in front of someone else! One day she calls me and asks me to go home with her to see the wedding invitations. When I arrived she was alone. She whispered that soon I would be married and that she has had feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she cant overcome them. She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister. I was shocked and could not say a word She said that to me as she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her. I froze and watched her going up the stairs. Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me. I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door. I opened it and I walked to the car. My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said: "Im glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man. Welcome to the family, my son!"


Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car!

Hope you guys enjoyed that funny little story, lol. And would I love gold for many reasons. all the features you get, the new IM system and the "secret gold forums" and most of all I want to color my name green and have that gold badge under it! I lost this account for a couple years and just found the email/password about a month ago and i've gotten on TTG everyday with it since. I'm an active member and would really enjoy and appreciate gold! thanks guys! Merry early Christmas!!

Craigyy wrote

-HaZeyy- wrote

Okay so by the looks of this post you guys are awesome! 43 people gifted gold already? thats crazy.

anyway here's joke that you may have heard before, But I think it's really funny. And this is definitely one lucky guy lol

I've been with my girl friend for 2 years now and we decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all of my friends are saying its a really good idea! My girlfriend? She is a awesome! But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister, This is my future 20 year old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirt with a short blouse. She always leans ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear. She never did that in front of someone else! One day she calls me and asks me to go home with her to see the wedding invitations. When I arrived she was alone. She whispered that soon I would be married and that she has had feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she cant overcome them. She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister. I was shocked and could not say a word She said that to me as she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her. I froze and watched her going up the stairs. Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me. I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door. I opened it and I walked to the car. My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said: "Im glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man. Welcome to the family, my son!"


Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car!

Hope you guys enjoyed that funny little story, lol. And would I love gold for many reasons. all the features you get, the new IM system and the "secret gold forums" and most of all I want to color my name green and have that gold badge under it! I lost this account for a couple years and just found the email/password about a month ago and i've gotten on TTG everyday with it since. I'm an active member and would really enjoy and appreciate gold! thanks guys! Merry early Christmas!!

Nice post buddy, enjoy the Gold.

Froc wrote i would love gold to celebrate the holidays and talk to other gold TTG members. :mrgreen:

HackingLife123 wrote Ive Been Wanting Gold On Here Forever! I Want My Name To Be All Different Colors... Please I Beg I Would Love Gold From One Of You Guys! I Love TTG
Happy Holidays

OtakuBoo wrote

HackingLife123 wrote Ive Been Wanting Gold On Here Forever! I Want My Name To Be All Different Colors... Please I Beg I Would Love Gold From One Of You Guys! I Love TTG
Happy Holidays

That's two down. Enjoy your gold man.