SlipMode wrote Just scream EBOLA at her until she says yes, works every time *slicksbackhair*

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This worked perfectly for me and Miss, my eBae

I don't think that a tech website is the best place to ask for dating advice :/ Just let it happen

Scone wrote just say this "r u a cigarette? cause u have a hot butt" works every time

I think I need to check my pants cause I just pissed myself laughing. xD

well heres another since im to damn lazy to edit my post "Black Friday sale. my house. u n me. all clothes will be 100% off" that should work and if it doesnt use this ONLY if shes eww u sicko if so use that then "can bob the builder fix ur shitty attitude"

Just say this to her man, Worked for me.

My penis died, Can i bury it in your anus?
Hope this helped mate.

Tell her your genitalia is called the Hogwarts Express because its 9 and 3/4

or alternatively....

It might happen in time or maybe she just wants to be good friends with you and is not up for a relationship with anyone

I hope you didn't expect better answers when asking for dating advice on a tech website hahahaha

ask herwhat kind of file do you use to turn a 9mm hole to a 40 mm hole? A pedophile! Then slowly move towards her with duct ape being unrolled

Okay, well after reading that you have asked her out more than once it seems like you are friendzoned.
This means you will have to move on she probably calls everyone babe and you just think she says it to you.
What i would do is move on and find someone else but keep her as a friend and thats it, you cant always have that one person you love and a lot of people probably told you to just move on and you are getting mad but its the truth you have to accept that she will not be with you and that she will only be your friend. This doesnt mean you have to stop hanging out just stop trying to go out with her.