Cut my finger off while splitting wood. That was fun...

I havent really had many injuries but i shut the car door on my little finher before

i was doing parkour with my friends and i did a back flip from a wall in the back road of my town and it split open my head.

You know the bolts that are behind Frankenstein's ears? Well when I was a young boy I though those bolts came directly out of his ears. I wanted to be like Frankenstein so I proceeded to put Q-tips in my ears. While running through the house I tripped off some stairs and fell sideways. This caused the Q-tip to get rammed as far as it could go into my ear canal. I ended up with a ruptured ear drum and had to get surgery. I may have been young, but I was old enough to understand that that f*cking hurt a lot.

Cutting wood with my dad with a chainsaw and i forget what happened i looked away and look back and i cut more like grazed my leg more in the calf on the leg wasent fun 20 stitches

Look like this but this wasent me more like it but mine was in the calf
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Colombia wrote Cutting wood with my dad with a chainsaw and i forget what happened i looked away and look back and i cut more like grazed my leg more in the calf on the leg wasent fun 20 stitches

Look like this but this wasent me more like it but mine was in the calf
this image was taken off Google
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Dude, put a spoil on that thing, didn't need to see that :s :sarcasm:

I ogt hit in the face with a baseball while in a game, it hit me right between my eyes and right about my nose, thank god i didnt break anything!

I cross threaded my stretcher in my ear so they had to cut it out

i broke my hand at school by sitting on a table and it snapped in half cos im a bit fat