I Was walking down the streets going to my friend
I Didnt realise how this would end
i got his his house and it was kinda lame
so i spotted a suggestion
LETS GO ON THE TECH GAME
My friend said whats that
i said you dont know?
How dont you know about the best place to go
he said sure lemme see hmm ill give it a shot
I Said dont be a leecher
and he said why not?
I Told bout the scammers, those sad little nicks
and he said it's ok i dont fall for that s**t
i told about the general discussion and photoshop baord too
he said i like to make GFX, This site sounds really cool!

We went on the Thetechgame about 11:03 and what a shock online was TTG SPEED
He was hosting a lobby for a 3 month indeed
My friend chuckles and said LOL "Speed"

We proceeded to the general discussion with caution
my friend looked at the first thread "jtag auction?"
He looked at the stickies and saw TTG Ultimate guide
I Guess with that name it is hard to hide
He nearly cried as he looked at the topic
it seems like the info was almost non stop

I Showed him the basics and posting tips too
I Also showed him how to use the "Thank you"
Posting is simple you press a button
use the code IMG, to post a picture of a muffin

I Showed him staff and top 5 posters
then we saw a member known as TTG_Toaser
The man was a cool dude
he liked toast as a food
He said he likes cookies
and apple sauce too

I saw Sean and hippie,and DaleUK And said WOO, HOORAY
I Knew that this would be a start

...To a wonderful day

My friend bought gold and all the storied were told
he changed his motto and signature behold
he started making topics of great delight
leading to the start of a wonderful night
we'd spent countless minutes, hours infact
trying to make a topic that wasnt anywhere daft

The gun guide indeed it was like a disease
everyone was reading the gun guide
for Halo: Reach
We wrote about rockets and shotguns and more
But there was many more weapons that we had to explore

So we went onto the black ops forum
We saw the ultimate guide by TTG Deano
and went onto it hoping it would be neat-o
it told us some info not yet known
Then the phone rang i was hoping it was sean. (JK I dont know sean IRL)

My friend made a topic we did infection lobbies
I Guess for us friends we'd call it a hobby