Hi Lads,

I'm just writing because i need a little bit of advice. I recently just played against an old mate on Fifa (we aren't mates anymore) and got beat twice. The first game i should of won but he made some substitutions which seemed to confuse my GK for the rest of the game. By confuse i mean flashbang as he couldnt see and had the positioning of a Malaysian mountain goat. The game ended 4-3 to my friend. The second game my team still had their heads down for the majority and wanted to lose. This game ended 4-0. I came to the conclusion that Fifa isn't my thing anymore and realised i need to end it as Fifa is the only thing i had.

So what is the best way to kill myself without causing much damage or cleaning for my mum. I considered a Noose but neither me or my mum could make one.

Any suggestions lads?