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Hi Guys,

I am writing to let the fellow TTG community know about a new problem i have came across in this weird and wonderful thing we call life.

My neighbours have always been weirdo's (thats being nice) and bought really obscure things ranging from Outdoor alarm clocks for their dogs to a Fortune telling style wagon. Yes i know, it's ridiculous. But OH IT GETS WORSE!

Recently they bought a cattle truck. A CATTLE TRUCK. It blocks half of my drive. It looks obscene. If i wanted something that looks like what i can only describe as the wrinkles on Edwina Curry's Bottom cheeks, i'd of went to MECCA Bingo and abducted the winning granny.

BUT OH LADS, It gets worse. ITS NOT EMPTY. THEY HAVE 2 COWS IN IT. IT STINKS. SO NOW I HAVE TO ABDUCT A GRANNY WHO SHITS HERSELF CONSTANTLY!

I have 3 options here lads. The sensible option would be to phone the police or the council or whatever bastard deals with this sort of bollicks.

Option 2 is move house. I don't want to do this because i like the local pub and i like the shop. It has nice people in the shop.

Option 3 is go on the darkside of the net. Hire someone. 10k takes them out. Without a trace. I need help lads.

Suggestions will be greatly appreciated if you have any better.
Stupid old bastards

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I vote option 3 buddy, good luck.
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well.. option 3 has never failed so..
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option 3 best bet or go eat the cows say you thought they were up for grabs so you ate them
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ITV wrote option 3 best bet or go eat the cows say you thought they were up for grabs so you ate them


That is a really good idea tbf.
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Lol I love the fact that you don't want to move house because the people in the shop are nice hahaha.
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Option 3 is going to be the best option
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Option 3 but be careful shit is risky lol.
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I say hire a hitman, Easiest way then there is no future problems. If you call the popo there will be future problems.
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