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Welcome to the Ultimate TTG Cookbook!
(Where we put "TheTechGame" in Cooking!)

10/19/2010 :: Chocolate TTG Cake

Ingredients:
2) cups all-purpose flour
2) cups white sugar
1) teaspoon baking soda
2) eggs
1) teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2) cup buttermilk
1/2) cup butter
1/2) cup vegetable oil
1) cup water
1/2) cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1) tube of blue icing

Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour an 11x17 inch sheet cake pan.
In a large bowl, sift together the flour, sugar and baking soda. Stir in the eggs, vanilla and buttermilk. Set aside. In a saucepan combine butter, oil, cocoa and water. Bring to a boil and stir until smooth. Slowly blend into the flour mixture. Pour into prepared pan, Don't be a dumb-ass and eat the flower mixture!
Bake in the preheated oven for 15 to 20 minutes, afterwards allow it to cool. Don't eat it!
Finally, once cooled, get your tube of blue icing an right TTG in the middle like a boss.
and Remember, always take a picture of it before you eat it!.


10/19/2010 :: TTGinger Snaps!

Ingredients:
1) cup butter or margarine
1) 1/2 cups white sugar
2) eggs, beaten
1) cup molasses
4) cups of flour
1) tablespoon baking soda
2) teaspoons baking powder
1) tablespoon ground ginger
1 1/2) teaspoons ground nutmeg
1 1/2) teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 1/2) teaspoons ground cloves
1 1/2) teaspoons ground allspice
1) cup white sugar for decoration

Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets.
In a large bowl, cream together the butter and 1 1/2 cups of sugar until smooth. Mix in the eggs, and then the molasses. Combine the whole wheat flour, baking soda, baking powder, ginger, nutmeg, cinnamon, cloves, and allspice, heaping the measures if you like a lot of spice. Stir the dry ingredients into the molasses mixture just until blended.
Roll the dough into small balls,(Pervert) and dip the top of each ball into the remaining white sugar. Place the cookies about 2 inches apart on the cookie sheets so they don't blend together. Before baking engrave TTG into the front of the cookie like a boss.
Bake for 10 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven, until the tops are cracked. Bake longer for crispy cookies, less time for chewy cookies. Allow some time too cool afterwards. Once cool, Take a picture and I will post it![size=Font Size] [/size]


10/19/2010 :: TTG Egg

Ingredients:
1) Egg
1) Slice of cheese
1) Pitch of salt

Directions:
Crack egg into bowl, put cheese slice into bowl, take whisk and beat the shit out of the stuff. Once liquid pour onto a cast iron pan.
Put the cast iron pan on the stove and set the temperature to "Low". the slower it cooks the better it tastes. let it cook for about 3-10 minutes.
Once fully cooked, use rubber spatula to lift up egg and put onto plate, let it fully cool for about 5 minutes. Once done, pour the pitch of salt onto your egg and.... Bazinga you have an awesome breakfast before you bust your ass at school.


Don't forget to take a picture of what you made and post it below!


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TTG_PajamaMan (10-20-2010)
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hahah chocolate ttg cake i wonder if anybody will actually follow that recipe and post
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TTG_PajamaMan wrote hahah chocolate ttg cake i wonder if anybody will actually follow that recipe and post

If someone does and posts a picture I will put it in the post!
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0.0 i may do this lmao.
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iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote hahah chocolate ttg cake i wonder if anybody will actually follow that recipe and post

If someone does and posts a picture I will put it in the post!

haha did you make that whole recipe or what
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TTG_PajamaMan wrote
iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote hahah chocolate ttg cake i wonder if anybody will actually follow that recipe and post

If someone does and posts a picture I will put it in the post!

haha did you make that whole recipe or what


Yeah lol! + I am a chef in real life so =P
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iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote
iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote hahah chocolate ttg cake i wonder if anybody will actually follow that recipe and post

If someone does and posts a picture I will put it in the post!

haha did you make that whole recipe or what


Yeah lol! + I am a chef in real life so =P

yah thats what i was gonna guess how old are you im 15 but im considering getting into culinary art more
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TTG_PajamaMan wrote
iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote
iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote hahah chocolate ttg cake i wonder if anybody will actually follow that recipe and post

If someone does and posts a picture I will put it in the post!

haha did you make that whole recipe or what


Yeah lol! + I am a chef in real life so =P

yah thats what i was gonna guess how old are you im 15 but im considering getting into culinary art more

I'm 15 too =D P.S. I'm about to add a new recipe!
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iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote
iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote
iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote hahah chocolate ttg cake i wonder if anybody will actually follow that recipe and post

If someone does and posts a picture I will put it in the post!

haha did you make that whole recipe or what


Yeah lol! + I am a chef in real life so =P

yah thats what i was gonna guess how old are you im 15 but im considering getting into culinary art more

I'm 15 too =D P.S. I'm about to add a new recipe!

haha nice yah i really like cooking do you take cooking class?
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TTG_PajamaMan wrote
iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote
iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote
iEamonn wrote
TTG_PajamaMan wrote hahah chocolate ttg cake i wonder if anybody will actually follow that recipe and post

If someone does and posts a picture I will put it in the post!

haha did you make that whole recipe or what


Yeah lol! + I am a chef in real life so =P

yah thats what i was gonna guess how old are you im 15 but im considering getting into culinary art more

I'm 15 too =D P.S. I'm about to add a new recipe!

haha nice yah i really like cooking do you take cooking class?

No I do not but, You know what they say man, learn by experience.
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