One cannot simply compare the allure of a pistachio to the raw intensity of a firetruck.

A pistachio is like an egg plucked from a phoenix by God himself, each with their own subtle characteristic differentiating them from each other. Holding a single pistachio in your hands generates an overwhelming feeling of accomplishment, as though no matter what were to happen next, you were complete. You were king. The faint aroma swiftly sliding through the air, gravitating towards one's nose causing a chain reaction within the body, it is at this instant you know that you must partake in the fine delicacy that is the pistachio. They say that if one were to eat enough pistachios in one go, they would reach true enlightenment, whilst others say you would transverse through time and space, gradually becoming one with everything and eventually becoming a God-like being. All we know is that the pistachio is a most sacred thing and deserves the utmost of respect at all times.

The firetruck, born in America in 1743 by a fine gentleman Thomas Lote, gave birth to a brave race of human beings unlike any others before. They were not afraid of fire, in fact, they worshiped it, that is correct, all firefighters are part of a long-standing cult. They seek out fires across the world and steal them. Steal them? You say, yes, it is a common misconception that firefighters extinguish the ravenous flames, but they do indeed steal them and offer them to their God. The firetruck is a most powerful vehicle, and is capable of far more than we perceive. The firetruck was designed in a specific manor that is visually appealing, it attracts people in with a sense of safety and eroticism with its extendable ladders, its many hoses, the bright red paintwork, and of course the horn and flashing lights, and it is because of this, nobody questions the firefighters.

If I were in hell and was constantly getting my limbs torn from me over and over without surcumbing to death, and the only way to get it to stop was to choose either the pistachio, or the firetruck, then I would have to choose the pistachio.

Miss wrote Firetruck cus pistachio tastes like shit.

pistachios cause firetrucks taste like shit

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Firetrucks because they are red. :trollin:

When I said go shit post i didn't mean it you nublord!

I can throw pistachios at people. You cant throw firetrucks at people.

Therefore, pistachios are the obvious choice.

firetruck for no reason.
Because their red..

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Started to eat my firetruck cake, and the inside is pistachio. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

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Firetruck because I don't like pistachios

FIRETRUCKS ARE THE BEST!