Famous for the author of twilight of course

Nickelback? No, not me

I will pick the famous author of twilight! Don't really lick nickelback

Never listened to nickleback I guess I would have to go with being the artor of Trylite.
Assuming the author made an ample sum so I'm good with that.
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This is quite the tough one for if you are the famous author of the Twilight series, you would be swimming in money, however it is questionable as to the value of money made from Twilight, so you could be left with worthless money, in which case, it would mean that it would be time to hit the streets and beg for money. The only problem with that would be that everyone would recognise you as the author of Twilight and refuse to give you anything, and eventually, on a cold winter's eve, you would shrivel up and die under a bridge and a relative would hold a memorial which nobody would attend.

Being the writer of Nickelback's songs is a job not even the writer wanted. However, as David Grohl has pointed out in the past, if you play the songs backwards you get messages from the Devil. This would mean that the writer is, in fact the Devil's second in command, this could come in handy for anyone who has a grudge with someone:
"Oh hey Lucifer Beelzebub-Satan, can you like, go take this guy's soul, he was mean to me."
"Yeah, sure thing, just write another Nickelback song, I have another message that needs delivering."
But then again, you would still be the writer of the Nickelback songs.

Once again, another tough decision, but a decision does need to be made, and unfortunately there is not a third decision which could spare me from all of this decision making which is a shame. Without further stalling before I have to make a decision, the decision of which I have come to on whether I would rather be the author of the Twilight series, or the writer of every Nickelback song is that I would prefer to be the writer of every Nickelback song.

I choose caitlyn jenner

For me It's nickelback, no way could I be associated with twilight

i am nickelback and i wrote twilight

Imma choose nickelback just cah i dun like Twi ****** light

Why would you do this!?

Guess I'll have to choose Nickelback, at least I don't have to look at them

Twilight because well..
Its nickelback.