My favorites in order and my favorite quotes:
1. Russian - "I'm deadly! I'm fast! Im drunk..." (Gets alot of kills/head shots in a row)
2. American - "What the hell is a wunder-waffle?" (Get wunder-waffe out of box)
3. German - "I am back to cause more pain!" (Gets revived)
4. Japanese - "You will not feast on the honorable!" (Gets alot of kills/head shots in a row)

i really like being the german
no ammo...ill have to use my knife, but that means blood!!!!!!!!!!! screwed up aint it?

I actually like the American now. My favorite weapons lines come from him. For example:


When you get the Wonderwaffe he goes:
"What the hell is the Wonderwaffle?!?!"
When you get the ray gun he goes:
"I don't know who Ray is, but his gone rips!"

He is just funny. I think he is defiantly the best.




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russian guy because when you get a double barrel he says " This is what i killed my first wife with!"

i like the russian kus he talks about drink vodka and i love vodka lmao.

Yeah that is true Ben, but I still think the American is still the best. I mean when you hear a song of a perk machine he goes like this "I wish I could meet the chick who sings that jingle. That is just funny right there. Good times. I just think they are all funny besides Takeo.






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when the russian get the shotgun lol ah the weapon i used to kill my first wife... she was rich

siownzz wrote when the russian get the shotgun lol ah the weapon i used to kill my first wife... she was rich

Oh i forgot about that lol... she was b*tch

Aha so the russian is a drunk phyco murderer, if I was the other guys i'd be carefull lawl

mine is the russian guy


im out of ammo im gonna have to kill them with my breath