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WindowsSe7en wrote It was when I was in school and I had to fart and I did and I though I crapped myself
I laughed way more than I should at this.
I mean when you see posts of people being in car crashes to someone who farted and thought he shat himself, that just cracked me up 1234(( 1234(( 1234(( 1234((
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Hadn't had a haircut in a while so went and got one. Next morning went into the bathroom (forgetting I had had a haircut) saw myself in the mirror and shit myself
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Mine was when I got lost in the forest on a rotc orientation and the squad leader didn't told us he didn't know how to use a compass. When we realize we were lost we called 911 but we didn't have phone service. To make things worse it was nighttime on Halloween lucky of use were lost just for a few hours lol
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For me it would have to be when I was about 12 or 13. I was playing "army" with a old friend. I was never allowed airsoft guns, but he was, so we took out about 4 airsoft guns and I was going rambo with a M4 and a little MP5 on my back, while he had a pump action airpowered pellet gun and a pistol. We would run up and down my ally in the back of my house (this ally is basically abandoned and no one uses it) and we thought it was so cool. We started role playing and hid in a tree and seen a few adults who just got home and parked out back of there house and were unloading groceries. They ended up spotting us and I seen one of them pull out a phone and proceeded to call someone. Now granted, we were all decked out in camo gear, military helmets, etc with guns that looked semi realistic. So I said "hey, lets just move back down the ally closer to our house and get away from them" 10 minutes pass and were about 20 feet from my yard, and I look down the ally and long and behold I see a cop car! I told my old friend to run, and right when we did we could hear the revving of the engine, and stones being kicked up from him accelerating. In a split second, he made it 200 yards to us, and slammed on the breaks, we darted in between 2 bards, and he yelled for us to stop and get on the ground, I turned around and seen him pointing his pistol at us. Being so young, I never realized that one small move on our part, anything from just raising my gun up, to upholstering the sling could mean life or death for me. I was scared shitless and was white as a ghost! He ended up confiscating our airsoft guns, and let us off. Thank god im still here today lol
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The scariest moment would be not pulling out
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i looked at a monkey and he gave me the death stare.... i was imitated
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