-Paste wrote Dropping phone on my face laying in bed. hurts like hell

I do this all the time, hurts.

I bought a dumb sword online in my youth, played around with it like a fool, dropped it, and the blade went right into like foot. Blood everywhere in the living room. My family, the spectators, laughed hard while I quickly pulled it out and jumped up and down on one foot.





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I ran into a door knob....twice, and had to get 15 stitches on my forehead

Well one day I took apart my extra xbox 360 i just haf it sitting on my floor then my friend called me on Skype so i walked over to my pc and on the way i stepped on the metal case and cut my foot open i had to get 9 stitches it was at the beginning of summer 2 years ago

Well, me and a friend thought it was a good idea to throw those drive way reflectors around like a foot ball. (Those skinny sticks with a spike on one side, which you put into the ground, and the reflector on the other side so you can see sides of your driveway during the night). Throwing that back and forth, it was coming from high up and it went through my ear. Lucky didn't get me in the head. LOL

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Here is a picture of what it looks like
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I did a backflip off my roof and broke my arm

Best day of my life

I kicked the ground (accidentally) once while barefoot playing football.
Broke my toe, bled for 12 hours straight, and now I have a permanently scared big toe nail. (I don't even know how to explain my toe nail. It doesn't look nasty or anything, it looks normal it just has like ridges from being jammed really hard)

Well the dumbest way i injured myself is when i was poking my dog while he was eating and he bit me.

My neighbor dropped a old clipboard with the metal clamp on it and I got cut im my eyebrow and had to go get stitches.

Waking up at 3 am in the morning to use the bathroom and missed a step going down the stairs.... lets just say it hurt lol