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#21. Posted:
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Hahaha there is some funny ones!

Here are some of mine (terrible)

We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
If your feeling down, can I feel you up?
You remind me of my appendix. I don't know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out.
#22. Posted:
Bestfriends
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KingDubstep wrote I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?


LOL THAT LAST ONE. That's the best one yet.
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Is that a mirror on your bum? Cus i can see myself in your knickers tonight.

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you?


Are you Jamaican? Cus ur ja-makinme-crazy
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Are you from tennessee? Cus your the only ten i see.
#25. Posted:
Norg
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Hi, do you play GTA? cause I play GTA
#26. Posted:
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Chow wrote Are you from tennessee? Cus your the only ten i see.


CLASSIC!

Back in the day my friend and I used to go on Omegle, we'd ask chicks:

Us: Are you from Teneessee?

*they'd blush knowing the joke*

Them: Maybeeeeeeeeeee

Us: Well you're like a 4

I feel bad thinking about it now, but that was years ago. The reactions were priceless.
#27. Posted:
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I can imagine Johnny Bravo saying all of these.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
#28. Posted:
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Motto: Did somebody say "Just Eat"
Motto: Did somebody say "Just Eat"
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Motto: Did somebody say "Just Eat"
I like every bone in your body, especially mine
#29. Posted:
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Motto: Did somebody say "Just Eat"
Motto: Did somebody say "Just Eat"
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Motto: Did somebody say "Just Eat"
whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that **** needs.
#30. Posted:
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Guy: Hey wanna ****?
Girl: No
Guy: Thats a weird way to say yes
or
Guy: hey wanna ****? If not i got some rope in the car
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