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Phayte
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Share your funny jokes used when kicking kids.

Whats the shape of Italy?

Kid: A Boot
*Kicks*

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Cant say mine on here its racist.
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First one I ever heard:
Kid: What do you do to a soccer ball.
Me: Kick it?
(Gets kicked)
lol.
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Phayte wrote Share your funny jokes used when kicking kids.

Whats the shape of Italy?

Kid: A Boot
*Kicks*

That's the only one I can remember lol, it's still funny to me.
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-J5 wrote
Phayte wrote Share your funny jokes used when kicking kids.

Whats the shape of Italy?

Kid: A Boot
*Kicks*

That's the only one I can remember lol, it's still funny to me.


The most overused one but still hilarious
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Me: do you want
Them: do I want what?
Me: A million!.... Kick

Just sounds hilarious to me.
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I've used this a few times.

Me: Hey, want to know what I learned from karate that I can also use on Xbox?
Kid: Sure.
Me: *kick*
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Me: Peace Out cubscout
*Gets Kicked*
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Me: Oh dude how'd you get that?!
Kid: get what?
Me: get kicked *kicks from party*
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evilarceus wrote I've used this a few times.

Me: Hey, want to know what I learned from karate that I can also use on Xbox?
Kid: Sure.
Me: *kick*


Not going to lie, this was a pretty good one!
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