So a mum went to the bank to lift out money
A robber came in and shot her 3 times
She went to the hospital and asked if her triplets would be OK
The doctor said yes they will poop out the bullet in a few years
A few years later the kids were 7
On kid came down and said mummy mummy a strange thing happened to me today
The mum said what
I pooped out a bullet
The next day another kid came down and said
Mummy mummy a strange thing happened to me today
The mum said did you poop out a bullet
The kid said yes
The next day another kid came down and he was a boy
He said mummy mummy a strange thing happened to me today
The mum asked did you poop out a bullet
The kid said no I was wanking and I shot the dog