I want to hear some good bar jokes so hit me with Em

Here's a bar joke you can almost tell in church

So a young boy walks up to his mom *stuttering* "m-m-m-ma-mm-mama wher-where d-d-di-did i-I cc-come fr-frr-from?" and the mom replied "go ask your dad, I don't have time for this nonsense" so the boy walks up to his dad and says *stuttering* "ddd-da-daa-Dad wher-where d-d-di-did i-I cc-come fr-frr-from?" And the dad replied "go outside and play, I don't have time for this" so the young boy goes outside and is playing when the mail man pulls up and the boy says "mm-mm-mr ma-ma-ail-mail ma-man wher-where d-d-di-did i-I cc-come fr-frr-from?" and the mail man replied "g-gge-get ou-out-ttt-aa he-here be-before you get us both in Trou-bb-le"