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#31. Posted:
Physique
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Boy : Want to play tanning salon?

Girl: What's that ?

Boy : You lay down and I tan(f#*k) out of you.
#32. Posted:
WLR
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Girl i must be giving you jungle fever
#33. Posted:
2-step
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hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
#34. Posted:
B19
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girl, does your daddy plant peppers? Cause you are really hot!
#35. Posted:
it
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I'm sick and the doctor said the only way to be cured was to get your phone number?

P.S I used this when I got my now girlfriend of 11 months off this pick up line
#36. Posted:
TinderJr
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Aye girl, let me squirtle on them jigglypuffs ( )( )( )( )( )( )
#37. Posted:
AdAMPluTo
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Do you work at subway?
cause you just gave me a foot-long.
#38. Posted:
Maj
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Is your name google, cos you've got everything I'm searching for
#39. Posted:
LukeG
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Motto: Beatboxing is Life
Motto: Beatboxing is Life
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Motto: Beatboxing is Life
"i didnt know angels flew this low"
#40. Posted:
Xbox
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" Damn girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal "
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