hey mom whats 9+10? well honey its 19 no mom yo stupid its 21! wait what? ya 9+10=21 no it = 19 no it = 21! STOP TRYING TO HURT MY FEELINGS AND ALSO YOUR MOMMA'S SO FAT THAT SHE USES THE WHOLE ROAD AS A SLIPPIN SLIDE! AND YOU MOMMAS SO FAT THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A BIG FAT ELAPHANT!

how bout now?

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, Why the long face?
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, Hey, get out of here! We dont serve mushrooms here. Mushroom says, why not? Im a fungai!
I never make mistakesI thought I did once; but I was wrong.
Whats Beethovens favorite fruit?Ba-na-na-naaa!
What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
Knock knock. Whos there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head)
Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!

HERES ANOTHER 14 xD

I admire the effort dude haha. ^

Mother, How was school today, Patrick?

Patrick, It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!

Mother, Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?

Patrick, What school?

more xD

@tats me?

Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?
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No, how?
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Ill tell you tomorrow.
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Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?

Do you smoke?
No.

Do you eat too much?
No.

Do you go to bed late?
No.

Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.

Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?
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My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary.
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I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars.

@X_VeX_Gaming_X

Quit spamming this boys thread, you may post only once not numerous times. You're spamming which is against the rules.


@JasperRGHV5

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I'd love to enter this gold giveaway, its been a while since I've been gold. I would love the opportunity to be able to have the perks of being a gold member. I miss being able to chat members, and be apart of the TTG Gold community. I'd like to thank you also for doing this gold giveaway for TTG.