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Is Monster Energy hiding a secret Satanic conspiracy?
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Right i just seen this article!
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i dont agree or disagree with this.. i just thought id share
Monster Energy drinks are, quite frankly, the work of the devil. The stuff tastes like the carbonated urine of chthonic hellbeasts. But is the Monster corporation really, truly, literally in league with Satan, and can this connection be proved by amateur Hebrew cryptography?
Im gonna go with a big fat no, but this woman thinks otherwise. Lets hear her out.
I present to you a can of Monster Energy. Notice the M logo. See anything odd about it? Each minim of the letter M looks like the Hebrew letter vav (), or 6. Put three of those together and you get vav vav vav, , or 666.
Satan.
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But! In Hebrew, 666 does not look like three vavsit looks like six hundred and sixty-six, or (samech resh tav vav).
OK, so that theory doesnt hold up. Stay seated. Satan Lady has a lot more.
How about how the o in the Monster logo has a cross through it? Satan Lady thought Monster might be a Christian company, but then she read some of Monsters ad copy and decided Big **** Can and MILFs love it werent exactly pro-Jesus sentiments. The only possible explanation, says Satan Lady, is that the cross turns into a subversive witch symbol when turned upside-down. Bottoms up, she says, pretending to drink her Monster can.
On top of that, how about Monsters slogan, Unleash the Beast? Coincidence or Satan?
The Monster Energy Satan theory has been creeping around the Internet for years now. You can see why. Its ridiculous, but there are enough threads for tin-hatters to latch onto.
Snopes forums debated it in 2007. ReligiousForums.com discovered the mark of the beast in 2008 (see below). Members of Christian message board ChristianChat.com wrote a breakdown of the Hebrew in 2013.
Tell me your thoughts...
i dont agree or disagree with this.. i just thought id share
Monster Energy drinks are, quite frankly, the work of the devil. The stuff tastes like the carbonated urine of chthonic hellbeasts. But is the Monster corporation really, truly, literally in league with Satan, and can this connection be proved by amateur Hebrew cryptography?
Im gonna go with a big fat no, but this woman thinks otherwise. Lets hear her out.
I present to you a can of Monster Energy. Notice the M logo. See anything odd about it? Each minim of the letter M looks like the Hebrew letter vav (), or 6. Put three of those together and you get vav vav vav, , or 666.
Satan.
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But! In Hebrew, 666 does not look like three vavsit looks like six hundred and sixty-six, or (samech resh tav vav).
OK, so that theory doesnt hold up. Stay seated. Satan Lady has a lot more.
How about how the o in the Monster logo has a cross through it? Satan Lady thought Monster might be a Christian company, but then she read some of Monsters ad copy and decided Big **** Can and MILFs love it werent exactly pro-Jesus sentiments. The only possible explanation, says Satan Lady, is that the cross turns into a subversive witch symbol when turned upside-down. Bottoms up, she says, pretending to drink her Monster can.
On top of that, how about Monsters slogan, Unleash the Beast? Coincidence or Satan?
The Monster Energy Satan theory has been creeping around the Internet for years now. You can see why. Its ridiculous, but there are enough threads for tin-hatters to latch onto.
Snopes forums debated it in 2007. ReligiousForums.com discovered the mark of the beast in 2008 (see below). Members of Christian message board ChristianChat.com wrote a breakdown of the Hebrew in 2013.
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The taste of the drink has nothing to do with anything, monster energy is not the work of satan. If I saw this woman saying Monster Energy was the work of the devil I would ask her for actual PROOF that the christian devil exists.. if she can not bring any proof then argument over right on the spot.
The company's logo is simply a "monster" scratch.
The company's logo is simply a "monster" scratch.
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UgIy wrote The taste of the drink has nothing to do with anything, monster energy is not the work of satan. If I saw this woman saying Monster Energy was the work of the devil I would ask her for actual PROOF that the christian devil exists.. if she can not bring any proof then argument over right on the spot.
The company's logo is simply a "monster" scratch.
exactly what i think, personally i love the drink haha
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The brand itself i believe does use that as a marketing tactic, negative publicity is still publicity of not better than positive publicity
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It's called Monster, Satan is considered a Monster. Marketing reference to draw in people with devilish intentions, adrenaline junkies.
I think the use of 'MILFs' and 'Pro-Jesus Sentiments' Completely discredits any attempt at arguing otherwise.
I think the use of 'MILFs' and 'Pro-Jesus Sentiments' Completely discredits any attempt at arguing otherwise.
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If you look that far into anything, it could be satanic. Monster have done this on purpose as a marketing scheme, so gullible people like this woman start promoting their brand because of it's 'ties to satan'
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UgIy wrote The taste of the drink has nothing to do with anything, monster energy is not the work of satan. If I saw this woman saying Monster Energy was the work of the devil I would ask her for actual PROOF that the christian devil exists.. if she can not bring any proof then argument over right on the spot.
The company's logo is simply a "monster" scratch.
Usually to which they reply "but you can't prove he doesn't exist therefore he does".
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I swear this was popular like 2 years ago..
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This is actually Stupid if Anyone believes there is a Satanic "Secret" Behind a drink.
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God, some people are so stupid. If you think this is a conspiracy, you're crazy. Just because the name of a company links with 666 doesn't mean they are devil spawn
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