I got caught having a quickie in public out the way when some guy stumbled by us and looked and ran away shouting "I only wanted a cheeky piss" me and Paige (the girl) like died of laughter but both embarrassed too

Got caught cheating on a test in 9th grade, the teacher saw me and ripped up my test and gave me a 0

Trying to keep it "G" rated here is really hard lol.

Anyway, the story of me getting caught I think I could share on TTG was about 3 or 4 years ago hunting. There was a really nice deer we seen on our way home and it was pretty close to one of the areas we had permission to hunt, but not on it. We downed the deer and if we got caught we were going to say it was on the property we had permission to hunt and ran into the other property (less than 25 yards in). Great story, sounds like nothing bad will happen right?

For some reason we got the brilliant idea to act as suspicious as we could. This was one of those things that sounded REALLY good when we did it, but sounds REALLY bad in hindsight lol. Anyway, we took off our hunter orange and had our camo jackets on, and a car comes running down the road so we jump in the truck, throw a bottle on the ground (so we know where the deer is), and start to hightail it our of there. We just park on the end of the road and figure we'll wait 5 mins. Here comes a fish and game truck bombing down the road, so we think he knows we just shot a deer on illegal property. He comes with our bottle and tells us to not litter even if we are in a hurry.

Cool, we didn't get busted for the deer, let's get back out there because no one should be on that road now. We get out of the truck, start walking down the hill, and my grandpa takes off. This means someone is coming down the road, and you better hit the ground before someone spots you. We're on the ground and here is the game warden again. We thought he was taking lunch right there as he just sat in his truck for ever. He finally came out and said "you three, get up here". Long story short, he watched us kill the deer and thought our tactics for getting it was hilarious. We even told him what our cover story was going to be and he said if we had permission to hunt the land 25 yards away he'd just leave us with a warning not to hunt on private property without permission.

one night i was, well you know, doing the nasty with my girlfriend. she told me that her parents were away for the weekend so i could come over and we were going to have a chill weekend. until her mom came home the day they left because she forgot her phone charger. Long story short, she ended up walking in on me and her doing it and ever since then she has made very strict rules about me and her together. (we still do it though LOL)

Well when I was younger and stupid. Me and some friends purchased fart bombs, the ones that come in a small plastic bag (size of your hand) and you bust a little bag inside it which mixes and starts to make the chemical reaction.

Long story short, we found someone's home with an open window and no screen, so I tossed it in the window and booked it. We heard the pop and some crazy looking dude chased us down and caught us lol. Was not a fun night, cops almost involved.

Got caught rummaging through a friends mum's knicker drawer by his sister.

Managed to play it off as a panty fetish.... I was looking for money, not underpants.

walking outside with 2 other buddy's, we had 3 jonnys which were full of the green stuff. long story short undercover cops busted us while i had two jonnys in both hands and both cops approached from the left and right. throw them behind me, they didn't saw it, but still found one.

Mitochondria wrote

XeGlitch wrote Putting a R.A.T file on schools computer. Didn't end well.

going to say this as nice as i can..

why such a loud method when you could've simply just setup a python TCP shell in the background, and just make it executable with py2exe...

have it hook to a DDNS that is forwarded to your server and you're set...

i've did similar one year and was locked out of computer rights for the rest of the sem XD

Remind me to never piss you off