Probably when my biological dad stepped on a treadmill on full speed and flung him at a wall.

At the time it wasn't so funny, but now we can look back and laugh at how stupid we were.

So me and two other friends were down in Seattle around 10 PM after a sporting event, not drunk or high but completely sober and someone decided we should spin around and point and what ever bus we stop at is the one we get on. The bus that was picked was headed to Tacoma (about 30 miles away for 45 minute drive). We get on and about half way through start freaking out because it's the middle of the night in a city that we don't know. We get off the bus in Tacoma and one of my friends points at a bus that is leaving and yells "He's going to Arlington!!!". Arlington is right across the freeway from our town to we were happy to hear that.

I remember it was an expensive ticket like $20 or something, but we looked it up on our phone and it was like a 2 or 3 hour ride so what ever, we'll be home by morning. We pay the fare, get on the bus and pass out. We feel the bus stop and look at our phone and it's 4 AM already so we start freaking out how are we going to get home in an hour. We were 15 and 16 at the time so after the game, food, and both buses we are completely 100% broke. Then we hear on the speaker "Now arriving in Portland, enjoy your stay!". Long story short we ripped our friend a new butt hole because now we're in a whole different state like 200 miles away, no where to stay and no money to buy food.

We decide to cut our losses, my friend called his parents and they drove us home. That was a LONG ride home.

KyloCrux wrote Probably when my biological dad stepped on a treadmill on full speed and flung him at a wall.

I woulda been dieing lmfaoo

Playing cards againest humanity with my friends lol

I fell down some stairs and broke my tail bone, hurt but it was funny.

When my brother got pansed in the store by a stranger by accident. Lol.

There's honestly so many

Too many to name fam.

One that sticks out to me, when I was a little kid, on New Years Eve, my cousin decided to tie a strip of fireworks to his belt loop on his pants and light it and run around.

When the strip started getting closer and closer to him he could feel it getting hotter and hotter, it got mad close to his pants that he took his pants of so quick and ran to the hose and started to spray his legs with water cause I guess it was fcking hot lmao.

Just hearing him scream, "FCK THATS HOT, SH*T IT BURNS!!" had me dying lol then watching him take off his pants and run as fast as he could to the hose was just ridiculous lmao good times dude.

The firework was something like this.