Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

As the hostess at the casino buffet showed me to my table, I asked her to keep an eye out for my husband, who would be joining me momentarily. I started to describe him: He has gray hair, wears glasses, has a potbelly

She stopped me there. Honey, she said, today is senior day. They all look like that.

A belt with a watch is a waste of time

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

- snowballs

Here's my best joke

Donald Trump is president.

Weah wrote Here's my best joke

Donald Trump is president.

Enjoy the gold

Adamu wrote

Weah wrote Here's my best joke

Donald Trump is president.

Enjoy the gold

Thanks so much man really appreciate it

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.

"Comfy?" asks the dentist.

"Govan," she replies.

May aswell enter, I need a top up, plus I'm back to gifting tomorrow

Mainly British people will get this, if people from elsewhere get this I'm proud you understand other countries cultures

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are all builders working on a bridge.

The Englishman opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge."

The Scotsman opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge."

The Irishman then says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge."

The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die.

At their funeral,

the Englishman's wife wails, "If only I'd known he didn't like tuna!"

The Scotsman's wife cries, "If only I'd known he didn't like ham!"

The Irishman's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches."