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#21. Posted:
Blew
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What did i do when the cops came after me Iraq.... Iran
#22. Posted:
Lucozadee
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright until you hear them talk.

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date

Thanks for the chance buddy
#23. Posted:
Joi
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Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.
Thanks for the giveaway btw
#24. Posted:
ELACTIX
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Whats the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it
#25. Posted:
Visxal
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Rangers FC
#26. Posted:
Mr_Robot
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What is a cow's favorite place to go on a date?

The MOOvies
#27. Posted:
Maj
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Good Joke







my life
#28. Posted:
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You're so stupid that you stare at orange juice for hours because the label says, "concentrate".

Lmao, that was horrible I'm sorry.
#29. Posted:
-Adrian
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Mother, How was school today, Patrick?

Kid, It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!

Mother, Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?

Kid, What school?
#30. Posted:
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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