It's only been a couple of weeks mate and she clearly takes everything to heart and sounds like hard work. You can't help who you have feelings for but at the end of the day.. life goes on and what's meant to be, will be.

Everyday is a new day, keep your chin up!

Just reading the first paragraph its very clear why she dumped you, so move on.

A girl you can't joke with , ain't worth having. Call my gf a c*nt , fukface, sexy bitch all the time and she calls me worse. Just a bit of fun and banter been together for over a year.

You'll find a better dude trust me

If she leaves you like that she obviously didn't care sadly, I've had a lot of what I thought were perfect relationships that ended but now I'm engaged to an amazing girl that waited years to be with me, you will find someone that will be your forever soon

Everyone goes through a lot of women
You will find the right one eventually

a "Relationship" with someone who cant take a joke with you and expects you to be serious 24/7 isint a relationship. It's a burden. Forget her and find someone you can joke with an make comments with that wont take anything to heart but instead a pinch of salt.

Partners who act like best friends and fight like cats and dogs are the real ones who enjoy life. Find someone who gets you, not expects from you.

JV wrote Just reading the first paragraph its very clear why she dumped you, so move on.

This, I cannot agree more with this. Then again later in the topic the way he explained it didn't seem as bad..

It is abit shitty that she did it over text but If it was only a few weeks then it's minor really.

But from what I've just read there, seems like abit of a dick move on your part. So what if she didnt wear enough makeup? All though you probably didn't mean it this way but to a girl that's like saying your face isn't good enough as it is. And everyone knows what lasses are like. Sensitive emotional creatures. And the yoga pants thing, did you want her to stop wearing them to stop guys looking at her ass? Seems abit controlling telling someone what they can wear and what they can't. If I'd have known someone for a few weeks and they started telling me that I couldn't wear what I'm comfy in then I'd tell the to get ****. Only saying this because everyone else is arse kissing you and it might do you good to have another perspective on it.

But then again, the whole situation might be completely different and I just sound like a dick.
All the best mate

Brick her house

First off all, take it easy man; breakups suck!

that being said, I wouldn't respond to her. I'd try to talk to her in person about it. I personally have never been dumped for "negativity."

I would ask her what's actually up, because that just sounds like BS to me.

Usually reasons like that are BS. Not trying to make you feel bad but maybe there's someone else..