A dad and his 3 kids are sitting at the dinner table. The kids are telling dad jokes and laughing. So the dad said "I've only made 3 jokes in my life, and they are sitting in front of me."

How could the toilet roll not cross the road ?

It got stuck in a crack

Tank wrote How could the toilet roll not cross the road ?

It got stuck in a crack

I've heard that many times, made me smile the first time..now i don't like it anymore sadly.

HMU with more jokes though, i need to smile again

RIP boiled water you will be mist.

Gavin- wrote RIP boiled water you will be mist.

Lmao oh man I love dad jokes this thread is gold

Where is the classic; "I'm Hungry" "Hi Hungry, I'm dad!" I opened this thread expecting too see that. The best thing about dad jokes is how cringy they are which gets everyone laughing.

A man called Steve goes to the toilet in his rented home in London, does his business and goes to grab the toilet roll, just to discover that there is none left. With a dirty a** the man goes to the shop and makes his way to the toilet paper aisle, and takes a while to choose a brand. A cashier approaches Steve and says 'hiya mate, would you like to try out our new coloured toilet paper?'
Steve replied with 'Na it's alright mate, I'll have plain, I can colour it myself.'

Worst dad joke I know

It's just a bit cringy, i mean some are funny but ehhh

1100/1100 cringe

Cringe level 1 billion