That one about the Briefcase with the boss made me laugh hahaha

I envision sniping my teacher from the back of the class with an Intervention.

When you shout "Bomb Aquired!" when you get the ball in Rugby.
When you wish you had an Intervention when you're squinting at something distant.
When you're scared of a Martyrdom grenade going off when somebody trips over.

Imjustacow wrote When you shout "Bomb Aquired!" when you get the ball in Rugby.
When you wish you had an Intervention when you're squinting at something distant.
When you're scared of a Martyrdom grenade going off when somebody trips over.

those are good, B+ A


Also,

When you start repeating the words the people say that is in a totally different language.
When you wish you were playing Search and Destroy in school, and it blew up.
When you shout fire in the hole when you throw a baseball.
When you hear a ticking noise that slighty speeds up, you automatically think a Semtex is about to blow.

thats some funny shit

lol wtf dont do any of these

Im don't do any of those ...

"lets do this"
hahha

I've gone through a couple of dogs that way...

Lmfao, Funny. Cool stuff man