Vera wrote

BJP wrote

A million dollars but, every $100 bill spent you gotta yeah I'm rich and not donating to charity.

I would be happy with that.

A million dollars but, every $10,000 you spend a random bone in your body breaks, any thing from Distal phalanges (end of the finger) to cervical vertebrae (neck bones)

BJP

no,chances are eventually something very important would break

1 million dollars but its in pennies

nah lmfao pennys are useless in canada now so no point

I wasn't given one to answer, so I'll just give one.

One million dollars but you cry uncontrollably anytime you spend more than $100 at a time.

Taylor wrote I wasn't given one to answer, so I'll just give one.

One million dollars but you cry uncontrollably anytime you spend more than $100 at a time.

That already happens IRL right now so yes.

One Million dollars, but every 10K you need to work 2 weeks as a Nurses aid for criminally insane people that have little control of their bowels.

Elijah wrote

Taylor wrote I wasn't given one to answer, so I'll just give one.

One million dollars but you cry uncontrollably anytime you spend more than $100 at a time.

That already happens IRL right now so yes.

One Million dollars, but every 10K you need to work 2 weeks as a Nurses aid for criminally insane people that have little control of their bowels.

Nope. I'm mentally unfit to deal with people who won't listen to reason. Be that a child or an adult. Given this scenario of having to deal with criminally insane adults - never mind them shitting themselves, I would easily lose my temper and lash out on one, even if it got physical.

Million dollars but every 1k you spend, you have to play Russian Roulette with yourself. For every 10k you spend at once, you need to add an extra bullet into the cylinder.

Example, spend 10k, you put 2 bullets in, 20k, 3 bullets, ect.

TaigaAisaka wrote

Elijah wrote

Taylor wrote I wasn't given one to answer, so I'll just give one.

One million dollars but you cry uncontrollably anytime you spend more than $100 at a time.

That already happens IRL right now so yes.

One Million dollars, but every 10K you need to work 2 weeks as a Nurses aid for criminally insane people that have little control of their bowels.

Nope. I'm mentally unfit to deal with people who won't listen to reason. Be that a child or an adult. Given this scenario of having to deal with criminally insane adults - never mind them shitting themselves, I would easily lose my temper and lash out on one, even if it got physical.

Million dollars but every 1k you spend, you have to play Russian Roulette with yourself. For every 10k you spend at once, you need to add an extra bullet into the cylinder.

Example, spend 10k, you put 2 bullets in, 20k, 3 bullets, ect.

Going to go with the pretty obvious answer of; no.

Million dollars but every 10k you spend you gotta drink one litre of Mayonnaise.

I'm not that much of a fan of mayo but damn straight i'd do that.

Million dollars but, you serve 1 year in a max facility federal prison everytime you spend an odd number of cash.

(don't give me the "i'll only spend even numbers" cause we know you won't be able to do it for the rest of your life)

yes because you are not gonna be there a life time no kids no missing them or wife

million dollars but everytime you spend 1,000 you gotta put a toothpick under your toe nail n kick the wall as hard as possible

JocelynFlores wrote million dollars but everytime you spend 1,000 you gotta put a toothpick under your toe nail n kick the wall as hard as possible

That would mean that I would have to do it 1,000 times until all my money is spent, now hypothetically if i were to say yes I would have to alternate toes each time to avoid immediate fatal injuries even tho it would pretty much do that straight away.

Over the course of the 1,000,000 each toe would sustain 100 toothpick kicks pretty much devastating all of them. Basically is it worth a million to annihilate your toes, I'm gonna say no...

Million Dollars But.. you can only watch re-runs of Spongebob for the rest of your life, no movies, front to back, every time you turn on your TV for the rest of your life.

Ryuk wrote

JocelynFlores wrote million dollars but everytime you spend 1,000 you gotta put a toothpick under your toe nail n kick the wall as hard as possible

That would mean that I would have to do it 1,000 times until all my money is spent, now hypothetically if i were to say yes I would have to alternate toes each time to avoid immediate fatal injuries even tho it would pretty much do that straight away.

Over the course of the 1,000,000 each toe would sustain 100 toothpick kicks pretty much devastating all of them. Basically is it worth a million to annihilate your toes, I'm gonna say no...

Million Dollars But.. you can only watch re-runs of Spongebob for the rest of your life, no movies, front to back, every time you turn on your TV for the rest of your life.

I **** love spongebob, have done since i was a kid, so yes.

A million dollars but every $100k you spend you come into a close near death experience.