I'm in dude!

Thanks for this!

Thanks for the chance of gold pal.

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.

The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

I totally didn't copy+paste that, thanks for the giveaway

I'm gay!


... That was a joke obviously
Thanks for the opportunity

What cheese can never be yours?

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Nacho cheese

Thanks.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

ba dum tss


thanks for hosting and good luck to all!

I'm not a very humors guy so no jokes outta me but thanks for giving back I'll enter thanks

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.

Thanks for the opportunity.

I am the joke so yeah

Thanks for the giveaway bro.