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A day in the life of a tracking cookie
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Dont u ever get that Feeling
Tracking cookies are Being mistreated
Well when u go to a website they attach Themselfs to your computer
Then U run a scan And Little men inside ur computer Run out with Riot shields and Mgs
Poor tracking cookie Harmless and defenseless
Arrested and taken in
He gets locked in the Virus Vault with all the nasty viruses that want to eat him
Like the trojan or the worm Then Say Your Virus vault Gets opened Poor tracking cookie gets trampled getting out

Its hard being a tracking cookie
So next time u find 1 Make sure u treat it with love and care
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haha nice Nortan xD,

to bad when i see a tracking cookie i blow it up with PANZERSHRIEK!

But next time i find one ill make sure ill put it in a tracking cookie jar with all the other ones rofl
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it makes it more funny that (norton) made the post lol
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Norton360 The worst antivirus system u can get

I made the name Nortan360 after the Virus system


Btw look out for the rare Double chocolate chip tracking cookie
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That was pretty funny nortan. It is kinda ironic that your name is nortan as in the anti virus system. I am right now looking for the rare double chocolate chip tracking cookie. I might have found it, but I am waiting for a response from my attackers. I hope it is.





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mrmacgee wrote That was pretty funny nortan. It is kinda ironic that your name is nortan as in the anti virus system. I am right now looking for the rare double chocolate chip tracking cookie. I might have found it, but I am waiting for a response from my attackers. I hope it is.





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Its funny what they name viruses Who would call a virus a tracking cookie

Poor cookies dont harm ur computers
They are exploited by other viruses

The trojan horse will crush the cookies
A worm will eat them
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Those poor cookies. I wish I could stop them from getting hurt, but I just can't. I have some bad news. I did not find the rare double chocolate chip tracking cookie. I am disappointed. I guess this one is gonna get aten by a worm. Poor thing.





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I will be thinking up more jokes about viruses as they come
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Sounds good man. I like virus jokes just because they are so true. Well in some ways. You should come up with one about Nortan 360 anti virus system. Just saying man it would go perfectly.







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Ill post 1 about nortan360 soon
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