So, uhhh. I was like 13, living in Colorado. Just started smoking for the first time in.....well my mom worked at this very high class ski resort at the time and she would bring home a nice amount of tips and throw them in a jar. Anyway, I would help myself to a couple of the $20's usually when I got home from school. I took the bus to the next town over to hang out with my buddy Josue and this one chick I don't remember her name to go hang out and stuff. Well, before I caught the bus, I had grabbed one of my moms pipes and like a nug to smoke with them. Well, we didn't really have a place to smoke, so we decided on the train tracks. Right overlooking an apartment complex. Where there were a handful of people staring at us. Of course, I was tripping out because I was the only one who noticed them. We just continued to smoke and realized we were about to miss the last bus out to Eagle Vail. Walking down to the bus stop, there were 2 cop cars waiting for us. I nearly shit my pants. They confiscated my moms pipe and put us in the back of the cars. Im bawling my eyes out. Mom is out of state for another day, don't want to call her. Don't remember who my neighbors are - somehow the officer knew who I was talking about and called them. Cop drove me home and the wife of my neighbor came outside and was like yeah, I'll take her. So, anyway fast forward another day. Mom gets back to Colorado, I'm passed out on the couch and I wake up to a loud ass banging on out door. Mom goes and answers it - it's the cop that drove me home the night before. He's explaining what happened to mom, cop leaves, mom wakes me up and starts yelling at me. I legit start laughing and fall back asleep. Great story. This took me 25 minutes to type.