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#21. Posted:
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An irish man walks out of a bar
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Thanks for the giveaway man.
Knock Knock...
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I'd love to enter, thanks for the opportunity.

Guy walks into a bakery and asks how much the cakes are. The bakers says 'all cakes are £1'

Guy goes okay, I'll take that one.

Baker says that one is £2, is that alright?

Guy confusingly asks, I thought all cakes were £1?

Baker 'Yeah but that's Madeira cake'
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LGW wrote I'd love to enter, thanks for the opportunity.

Guy walks into a bakery and asks how much the cakes are. The bakers says 'all cakes are £1'

Guy goes okay, I'll take that one.

Baker says that one is £2, is that alright?

Guy confusingly asks, I thought all cakes were £1?

Baker 'Yeah but that's Madeira cake'
I have a feeling not everyone will get this joke, made me chuckle though
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Here's a good joke

Call of duty

pls gift I beg
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."
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What is the difference between a bag of heroin and a baby? Eric Clapton wont let a bag of heroin fall out the window.
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Enter Me In
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Thanks for doing this

Joke : 2 teenage boys were arrested 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!
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