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What do you call a cheap circumcision...?


A rip-off.
#42. Posted:
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Sending all my reps out as we speak
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DBA
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A Mexican magician told his audience that he would disappear on the count of three.

He went, "Uno, dos..."

And POOF! He disappeared without a tres.
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You know what happens when you get in a fight sometimes?

You wet your pants. That's not 'cause you're scared. That's just your balls telling your legs it's time to move out.
#45. Posted:
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Motto: The one, not the two.
Motto: The one, not the two.
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Motto: The one, not the two.
What did the Cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

Ow. Mitosis

Get it hahah.
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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Motto: The owner of The Tech Game and I share joint custody of a cat named Sophie.
Motto: The owner of The Tech Game and I share joint custody of a cat named Sophie.
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Motto: The owner of The Tech Game and I share joint custody of a cat named Sophie.
I'm dirty dan!!!
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What do you call a terrorist insect

A Jihadi Long Legs


I do not intend to offend anyone with this joke, if I did then I apologise.
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