Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

I'll enter.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Thanks

Did you hear about the cheese truck incident?

De Brie was everywhere

A cop pulled me over and knocked on my window, i turned and said one moment officer im just on the phone

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-Hurty ;)

What do you call a zoo with 1 dog in it....

Shitzu


Thanks bro

Enter me please

Sorry I have no good jokes.

I always enjoy this joke, so here it is.

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Count me in bro, This may be a overused but joke but it made me laugh

What do you call an Italian Prostitute?

A Pastatute

ayeeeeeeeee im tryna enter. Have you ever watched, like, a cartoon that you used to watch when you were little, as an adult? I was sittin' there with my nephew. I turned it on Sesame Street. And I was, like, "Oh, good. Sesame Street. Now he'll learn how to count and spell." But now I'm watching it as an adult and I realize that Sesame Street teaches kids other things. It teaches kids how to judge people and label people. That's right. They got this one character named Oscar. They treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right to his face. "Oscar, you are so mean. Isn't he, kids?" "Yeah. Oscar, you're a grouch!" He's, like, "Bitch, I live in a **** trash can! I'm the poorest **** on Sesame Street. Nobody's helping me." Now you wonder why your kids grow up and step over homeless people, like, "Get it together, grouch. Get a job, grouch."