iGRaViTY wrote

x16xMONSTERx16 wrote "My mom thinks 'LOL' means 'Lots Of Love'. She texted me : 'Grandma just died. LOL'"
"I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYYYYOOO, I'LL TAKE A ZEROOOO"
"My parents have called me by the wrong name before."
"Ohh your dating my ex? cool. I'm eating a sandwich, do you want those left overs too? (;"
"Dear, Kanye West, Roses are red, Violets are blue, If Justin Bieber wins another award, you know what to do =D"
"I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, then BOOM stalked for life!"
"When I Turn Off The Lights Downstairs.......I run 4 my life"

ROFL BEST ONES EVER!

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put this on your status if you know someone (or are related tosomeone)who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppableand incase you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won'tcopyand paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons, 6%...of people are sitting in the shower armed with...... fire extinguishers,andthe remaining 1% are awesome and will repost

i used some of these but why is this a globel annoncment??:L

If you're going to b two-faced atleast make one face pretty.

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My mum used to ask me what I was doing on this computer, I used to just reply: "Talking to a hippie."

A honest brothel would be called the next morning itch

Exam # 41
Alice has five fingers
explain why this is wrong
A: She's a woman

it takes a friend to know when your upset. It takes a best friend to say Dude, we F***ed up.

I throw my facebook up in the air singing ayyyyyyoooooooo where'd my life go.



Age 5:*cries*
Age 8: im telling on you!
Age 10: im getting you in trouble!
Age 13: I will CUT YOU.
Age 15: Imma punch you
Age 18: FIGHT ME.

Freshman do something crazy! you wont!

That akward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy

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A contest to my taste.


~ Respect the rules.

Anyone can be good, but it takes a champion to stay good.