mrjones wrote knight i doubt its aids rich ppl wouldnt want aids

Depends on how you think about it. Im a business man, i need aids

hajaja

mrjones wrote ok i have on really good one that my mom told to me i was stumped for awhile try it out
An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?

Candle and a lighter. The light filled the room after lighting it.

pduffin651 wrote heres one its pretty easy

a boat was in a harbour when all of a sudden the boat began to sink there was no storm no heavy winds it was a calm sunny day what caused the boat to sink...

Submarine.

i would of said ice burg, but obviously its a submarine

Its a block of ICE!!!

There Im magic.

Im gonna say one now that everybody should already know.

Theres a guy in a room with no doors and no windows only a mirror and a table.
How do he get out?

nope, i dont know it...