ok IM GOING TO WIN HERES MY JOKE knock knock whos there nobody go sit your ass back down lol im american

Knok Knok
Who's There
TTG Jester
TTGJester Who?
Shit I Meant TTG Sean!

Im From UK

And I Wont Win

I haz no jokez ATM bbut i wanna win xD

I am American

Reporter 1:"We have just recieved a news report, Tom. It seems there is a riot going on. Hundreds of 12 year olds are screaming for "10th lobbies" in the downtown area. The are stating they have 1600 and are willing to pay."

Reporter 2:"Must be a new drug..."

Sorry if its to long, I wanted to write that.

About to pick now!
Any last jokes before I pick, im using a random picking programme to pick 2 winners!
Thanks for the thanks and reps (those that thanked and repped have received 2 entry's

CLOSED/ FINISHED... NEXT WEEKS PRIZE IS AWESOME

Se7ensins, TTG, and DailyMOdz enter a webstore. The store manager tells them that in the search bar, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing they desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you get shutdown and you can never get back up So, TTG goes into the webstore search bar and stands in front of the mirror. "I think that I am the most beautiful webiste in this bar." And TTG walks out with a brand new zombie GPD. Then DailyModz goes into the webstore search bar and says to the mirror," I think Im the smartest site on the web." And it gets a million dollars. Then Se7ensins goes into the webstore search bar and says to the mirror," I think..." POOF! It disappears.


entered for uk one

PredatorUK wrote Se7ensins, TTG, and DailyMOdz enter a webstore. The store manager tells them that in the search bar, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing they desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you get shutdown and you can never get back up So, TTG goes into the webstore search bar and stands in front of the mirror. "I think that I am the most beautiful webiste in this bar." And TTG walks out with a brand new zombie GPD. Then DailyModz goes into the webstore search bar and says to the mirror," I think Im the smartest site on the web." And it gets a million dollars. Then Se7ensins goes into the webstore search bar and says to the mirror," I think..." POOF! It disappears.


entered for uk one

Swear, if you had put that just before i finished i would have picked you right off!

atkinson2009 wrote

PredatorUK wrote Se7ensins, TTG, and DailyMOdz enter a webstore. The store manager tells them that in the search bar, there is a magic mirror. If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing they desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you get shutdown and you can never get back up So, TTG goes into the webstore search bar and stands in front of the mirror. "I think that I am the most beautiful webiste in this bar." And TTG walks out with a brand new zombie GPD. Then DailyModz goes into the webstore search bar and says to the mirror," I think Im the smartest site on the web." And it gets a million dollars. Then Se7ensins goes into the webstore search bar and says to the mirror," I think..." POOF! It disappears.


entered for uk one

Swear, if you had put that just before i finished i would have picked you right off!

i was typing it as fast as i could but made some mistakes so had to delete and correct them


damn man i really need those points

Why did Se7enSins cross the road?
Because they wanted To Actually learn how to Mod So they went to TTG

USA