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Heyy guys Tutorial here and im bringing to you the ultimate Chuck Norris facts and jokes thread. This took a long time to make and if you found this funny some rep would be nice and remember to thank the topic.


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Top 10 facts and jokes.


1.Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3.When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

4.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

5.They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.

6.Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

7.When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

These are the highest rated Chuck Norris Jokes.


More Chuck Norris Facts!


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris



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This is a Chuck Norris Opticlal illusion! You can see chuck Norris just follow the steps.
1. Stare at the picture for atlest a minute(you can blink but you get a better picture if you dont).

2. Blink a few times.

3. Look at a flat surface eg. a wall and you should see Chuck Norris.

This took a lot of my spare time to make guys. If you found this funny some rep would be nice and remember to thank the topic.

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People these days!
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Does nobody likee it?
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Very nicee post must of took sometime!
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i loled
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Thanks this took a lot of time!
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hahahaahahahhah................
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nice post dude you rock!!!!!!
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Thanks Guys!

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This just isn't funny
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