well i was playing zombies and went down but my friend revied me

when i was 9 days old i had a problem with my heart. They had to use the shocky things to make it stop. I was rushed to Atlanta which is 2 hours away by a helicopter

I jumped off a bridge.


Sadly, I lived.


but hey, life is good now.

This is real what happend 2 me...

i went on a trip to a go-kart place with some college people

so we got told about the rules within go-karting and and that suff ye...
well i wanted to be a good boy and wear the gloves that you have to wear
[at the time i didn't know you DIDN'T have to wear them]

Anyways...

While we was swaping team mates to drive, it was my 2nd go, and while i was heading to a corner i my gloves stuck to the steerings wheele the gloves had Oil and shiz on so its obv gonna be sticky,

so i was trying to move my gloves away from the steering wheel but i didnt realize i was at a corner i went STRAGHT into the railings, Bit my Head, Nearly Broke My Ribs, I Went sliding across the metal Railings..

i got noked out for 2mins, and i got up and i was really dizzy,

The People at The GoKart Place said i was going around 30Mph around the corner when i hit the railings :/

and you know what the bad thing about this is...
The Go-karts went 40Mph, and there was no Seat Belts :

This isnt even a joke, i could of died :

Mine was a couple of months ago, I was standing out side a friends house witing for him to come out, all of a sudden i heard a gun shot, This geeza shot the gun, it ricoshaded off a lampost and hit me in the head, i went black and dizzy when i woke up

No lie

-BooM-

Mine was like 3 days ago I was going across the street on my bike and I hit the cover and flew it the street with cars

TTG_Lewwy wrote This is real what happend 2 me...

i went on a trip to a go-kart place with some college people

so we got told about the rules within go-karting and and that suff ye...
well i wanted to be a good boy and wear the gloves that you have to wear
[at the time i didn't know you DIDN'T have to wear them]

Anyways...

While we was swaping team mates to drive, it was my 2nd go, and while i was heading to a corner i my gloves stuck to the steerings wheele the gloves had Oil and shiz on so its obv gonna be sticky,

so i was trying to move my gloves away from the steering wheel but i didnt realize i was at a corner i went STRAGHT into the railings, Bit my Head, Nearly Broke My Ribs, I Went sliding across the metal Railings..

i got noked out for 2mins, and i got up and i was really dizzy,

The People at The GoKart Place said i was going around 30Mph around the corner when i hit the railings :/

and you know what the bad thing about this is...
The Go-karts went 40Mph, and there was no Seat Belts :

This isnt even a joke, i could of died :

TTG would be better if you had , thats really serious, ive been bumped off the track before

I was joking when i said ttg would be better without you. And i DO believe you

i was on my way to school and crossing a busy main road no cars were coming but when i was halfway over i seen one coming fast so i tryed to run but it hit me really hard and im lucky to be alive

Ok this is not a joke

As a kid I was dehydrated while having Roto virus (Worse Combo Ever). I had to go to the bathroom all the time and always threw up if i drank about 2inches of water or more so i had to take microscopic sips of water. Sooner or later i drank to much water and threw up wayyy to much. So i got sent to the hospital and turns out the virus was killing me and if i didn't come any earlier i could have died from kidney failure!

When I was 1 on my VERY first birthday my sister was reading me a story, when she was reading I was pulling a chord.
I carried on pulling the chord which I didn't know as I was only 1 it led to a china lamp - above me. So the china lamp fell off, smashed my head and cut it open I now have a massive scar to show it if you look closely
Also I was panicking I guess and scratched my brothers EYEBALL when it fell on me...