Lol this is true I don't remember where it was but a guy was hammered drunkand only wearing underware and his gf called the police on him and a girl officer came so the guy is standing on the couch and the officer comes in and is standing under him and the guy takes out his weiner and tries to t bag her. The report said that she used evasive strategy to get away and the guy was charged for weiner assault. This is a true story I heard it On bob and Tom this morning on my way to school and I was cracking up

Happy st patricks day everyone and don't get to hammered like that guy