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Microsoft Asks me what a Xbox is *LMFAO* Prt2
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Part 2
MS: Hello my name is Damion how may i help you?
me: hey, yeah how do i jailbreak my ps3?
ms: man this xbox
Me: i know
Ms: so why'd you call
Me: well, i have another question, how do i jtag my xbox? i tried it and i think i broke it my xbox
ms: man, i don't what xbox jailbreaking is, shoot i don't know anything about ps3, xbox or jtags i mean iv heard of them, but (laughs) man i don't know, i think they're illegal though man.
me: i don't know, i was told they can host 10th prestige
ms: i heard that too man like i think they can but i don't know
me: oh, well yeah, but can i send it into get jtagged?
ms: send you're ps3 in?
me: no the xbox, ps3 is jailbreaking.
ms: maybe, you can try? i mean i don't know, just like leave a sticky note on it, please jtag or something like that.
me: oh ok, sweet thanks!
ms: no problem man, you have a nice day.
OMFG I LOVED CALLING for PART 2 THAT GUY WAS SO EFFING FUNNY!!!
OMFG!!!!!! I WAS DIEING LAUGHING DURING THE CALL!!!!
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I recorded it but it's so soft, audacity barely picked it up and i can barely hear it with speakers full blast on my computer
so here's how it goes
MS : Hello, Xbox live customer support how may i help you?
Me: Yeah, so I'm at my friends house right now, right? and we found this tutorial on how to host a tenth prestige lobby on modern warfare 2.
MS : Ok, host a waht?
Me: a 10th prestige lobby, and well the guy said put tooth paste on the disk, and then tape up the holes of the console, insert the disk, and leave it for 8 hours. We've had it running for 9 now, and well them green lights went red and now the xbox don't work no more it's aints even turnin 10th prestige haxors on, can you help me haxor?
MS: well you don't want to do something like put tooth paste in your xbox because then we don't fix it, sorry.
Me: but i want to host a 10th prestige lobby
MS: Host...a.....prest...ige....lobby.......?
Me: yeah, but i think it broke the xbox
MS: well, it was probably the tooth paste that did.
Me: Well can i still host the 10th lobby?
MS: what game are you trying to host it on?
Me: Modern warfare 2
MS: well then you should probably call IW on this, because it's their game if you found a tutorial on youtube i'm sure it's legit, so ring them up and ask them how to host it, ok?
Me: Yeah fine, but uh how do i fix the xbox?
MS: is there anything else i can help you with?
Me: No.
then i hung up, and atm im trying to amply the voice, but that's our convo word for word
so here's how it goes
MS : Hello, Xbox live customer support how may i help you?
Me: Yeah, so I'm at my friends house right now, right? and we found this tutorial on how to host a tenth prestige lobby on modern warfare 2.
MS : Ok, host a waht?
Me: a 10th prestige lobby, and well the guy said put tooth paste on the disk, and then tape up the holes of the console, insert the disk, and leave it for 8 hours. We've had it running for 9 now, and well them green lights went red and now the xbox don't work no more it's aints even turnin 10th prestige haxors on, can you help me haxor?
MS: well you don't want to do something like put tooth paste in your xbox because then we don't fix it, sorry.
Me: but i want to host a 10th prestige lobby
MS: Host...a.....prest...ige....lobby.......?
Me: yeah, but i think it broke the xbox
MS: well, it was probably the tooth paste that did.
Me: Well can i still host the 10th lobby?
MS: what game are you trying to host it on?
Me: Modern warfare 2
MS: well then you should probably call IW on this, because it's their game if you found a tutorial on youtube i'm sure it's legit, so ring them up and ask them how to host it, ok?
Me: Yeah fine, but uh how do i fix the xbox?
MS: is there anything else i can help you with?
Me: No.
then i hung up, and atm im trying to amply the voice, but that's our convo word for word
Part 2
MS: Hello my name is Damion how may i help you?
me: hey, yeah how do i jailbreak my ps3?
ms: man this xbox
Me: i know
Ms: so why'd you call
Me: well, i have another question, how do i jtag my xbox? i tried it and i think i broke it my xbox
ms: man, i don't what xbox jailbreaking is, shoot i don't know anything about ps3, xbox or jtags i mean iv heard of them, but (laughs) man i don't know, i think they're illegal though man.
me: i don't know, i was told they can host 10th prestige
ms: i heard that too man like i think they can but i don't know
me: oh, well yeah, but can i send it into get jtagged?
ms: send you're ps3 in?
me: no the xbox, ps3 is jailbreaking.
ms: maybe, you can try? i mean i don't know, just like leave a sticky note on it, please jtag or something like that.
me: oh ok, sweet thanks!
ms: no problem man, you have a nice day.
OMFG I LOVED CALLING for PART 2 THAT GUY WAS SO EFFING FUNNY!!!
OMFG!!!!!! I WAS DIEING LAUGHING DURING THE CALL!!!!
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lul, you should phone up iw just now.
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heard something like that on youtube before
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errrrrrrr
ok cool bro
ok cool bro
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Lol thats pretty funny my friend did something similar like that once :p
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Lol fail cookie luv you bro
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lmao
those idiots are so stupid
those idiots are so stupid
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haha cool would be cool to hear with the voice
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OMFG!
just added the call that just ended with ms!!
OMFG!!
AMAZINGLY FUNNY AS HELL
just added the call that just ended with ms!!
OMFG!!
AMAZINGLY FUNNY AS HELL
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the guy on part 2 was retarded.
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