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Things you don't want to hear during surgery, lol
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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
# Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
# Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
# Damm! There go the lights again...
# What's this doing here?
# That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
# Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
# Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?
# What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
# OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
# Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
# Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
# Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
# Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
# Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
# Damm! There go the lights again...
# What's this doing here?
# That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
# Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
# Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?
# What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
# OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
# Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
# Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
# Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
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LOL I like the dog one But here is one "Okay there. Nice and easy breath in and then breath out. This operation for your heart replacement will be just fine." Paitent says "Heart replacement?!?! What the....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Docters then realize this is the wrong paitent....but they relized this during the middle of the operation. "Oh shit. Did we? Nah. Really? Damn. Put it all back."
That almost happened to my friend. But I put stuff afterwards to tell you what would happen if they didn't take the gas mask off of him before he went "Zzzzzzzz."
That almost happened to my friend. But I put stuff afterwards to tell you what would happen if they didn't take the gas mask off of him before he went "Zzzzzzzz."
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Lol the sex change one
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Nice jokes.
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lol thats funny as hell
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Ant450 wrote Lol the sex change one
Lol ahaha, That was in freaking hilarious.
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lol nice did you get these off a website or make them up coz if you made them up your dam good!!!!
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lmao nice jokes matey
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TTG_BeN wrote lol nice did you get these off a website or make them up coz if you made them up your dam good!!!!
Lol, I took some of them off a site, and others I made up on my own.
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Stugger wroteTTG_BeN wrote lol nice did you get these off a website or make them up coz if you made them up your dam good!!!!
Lol, I took some of them off a site, and others I made up on my own.
That's very impresive
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