sorry kerri... u have to admit it's funny

As a trucker stops for a red light, a
blonde

catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs


up to his truck, and knocks on the door.




The trucker lowers the window, and she says


"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing


some of your load."




The trucker ignores her and proceeds down


the street.




When the truck stops for another red light,


the girl catches up again. She jumps out of


her car, runs up and knocks on the door.







Again, the trucker lowers the window. As


if they've never spoken, the blonde says


brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you


are losing some of your load!"




Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her


again and continues down the street.




At the third red light, the same thing happens again.




All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her


car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down
the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are


losing some of your load!"




When the light turns green the trucker revs


up and races to the next light.




When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets


out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.







He knocks on her window, and after
she

lowers it, he says...




"Hi, my name is Mark, it's
winter

in West Virginia and I'm
driving

the SALT
TRUCK!"