I was about half a metre being hit by a car at full speed

I've lost my Middle finger.. If you want pic's I'll get one..

dude that is really scary!

I GOT STABBED 5 TIMES IN DA BACK

i triped over and had a piece of my head missing

I was walking down a escalator then it broke down and I was falling from the top but someone grabbed me right before my head hit the metel end

this is what happned to me i wrote a story about it
On a normal friday I slept down my nans, and then on the morning of saturday I went out with my friends Corey,Callun and Cade we went to play football on the newman field it was me and Corey versus Callun and Cade, me and Corey won 4-0. after that we had a kicking competition we had to kick the rugby ball over the posts I kicked it from the half way and it went over, after that we went to climb over the fence to catch frogs, I climbed half way and I slipped on the fence I caught my hand on the spike and sliced my hand open I screamed AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!! and started running to my nans house, there was so much blood it was like tomato sauce has blown up and my friend Corey slipped on it . I run through the broken fence whilst crying my eyes out then I crawled under the gate then run to my nans when I got there my nan chicked a towel over my hand and then I sat down and felt very tired and my nan said "get him to hospital'' bandaged my hand up

when I arrived at the hospital I went to A+E and waited for about fifteen minutes it felt like an hour I went to the room and the towel was stuck to my hand so they lied me on the bed and give me gas and air not to feel the pain, at last they got it off. My hand was so bad they sent me to morriston hospital swansea the plastic surgery of wales. i arrived at the hospital they sent me to a ward called dyfedd ward, they bandaged my hand up and i went to sleep with my dad by my side he never left me stay on my own in the hospital and i got home on monday afternoon.

i woke up and i had some toast then the surgeon came to my ward and said "your having a operation today '' my mother signed the papers and about two hours later i went to surgery with my mum and dad by my side the surgeon took me into the room to get anasthetic injected into me after a few seconds i felt drowsy then about a minuite after i went to sleep and before i went to sleep i said"i love you mum and daddy'' after a three and a half hour operation a ripped tendon a ripped artery and a ripped nerve i sat straight up and fell back down, my mum and dad hugged me. on that day i had to stay there for one more night and in the morning i went home and went to see my nan. after one month i was fully recovred and went to school with a new scar to show off, everybody asked me "what has happned'' i replied "you dont want to know''.

I got attacked by a bear once and it ripped my entire face off. Luckily I had mj's face to have put on lol.... JK JK.

When I was like 14 I was almost attacked by a pittbull. The only thing between me and it was my bike.

i walked out in front of a bus that was traveling at 60mph
turned on noclip and walked right through it stealing some guys mars bar on the way
nah but i have smashed my head off the coping at skate parks before
7 stiches in the back of my head