Black hurricanes....Well, it appears our African-American
friends have found yet something else to be pissed about.
A black congresswoman, from Florida , has complained that
the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding
names.She would prefer some names that reflect
African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha,
Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!She
would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in
Language that street people can understand because one of
the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black
people couldn't understand the seriousness of the
situation, due to the racially biased language of the
weather report.I can hear it now: A weatherman in Miami
and Tampa says...Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua
be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren,
yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest
guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit! -- Phil Shapiro