Here you go. Nothing more, nothing less.

What you will need:
* = Pack-a-punched

*Ray gun
*Thundergun
Speed cola
Mutli grenade doll thingys
gersch device
*crossbow

STEP 1
*You NEED a Gersch Device for this step.

Leave a Crawler at the end of a round.
Go outside towards PHD Flopper.
don't go up the stairs towards it, look outside the map.
You should be able to see a shining/beeping generator.
Throw a Gersch device right near it.
It should suck it up, and you should hear the Mystery Man talking to you.
( I don't remember exactly what he said, but once i do remember I will be sure to post it.)

STEP 2
Keep the crawler from last step alive.
Run towards StaminUp
Go through the door to the right, to the construction yard
Under the stairway to a Barrier, there will be a computer with a Triangle like figure on the screen.
Press X on it, and the Mystery Man will start talking to you.

STEP 3
You will now need to have one person buy a perk. ( cheapest is Quick revive so thats my suggestion)
Kill the crawler
if It's not monkey round, keep playing through, and complete the round.
If it is monkey round, then proceed with these steps
You will have to each press a red button near the perks
One is at Juggernog, one at STaminUP, one at Speed Cola, and one at PHD Flopper.
They are a little red button on the wall.
Each player will have to click X on these buttons at THE SAME TIME
The mystery Man's voice will talk again

STEP 4
Complete the monkey round, and then on the next round get a crawler again.
You will have to go to the PAP (PackAPunch) room.
In the entrance there is a pressure pad. ( it's under the giant 4 legged grate thing, where the rocket takes off)
have all 4 players stand on the pressure pad.
There is a clock on the wall with a Ballistic Knife as one of the hands.
Everyone MUST stand on the pad untill the clock stops ticking.
when it goes for a minute, it will set of a nuke killing the crawler.

STEP 5
This next step involves the lunar landers
When you fly from lander pad to lander pad, you will collect letters in the sky
You will have to collect these in a certain order.
You will have to get them and an order to spel "LUNA"
to do this you have to go from:
L = The home pad, to the StaminUp pad
U = The StaminUp pad back to the home pad.
N = The Home pad to the Speed Cola pad.
A = The Speed Cola Pad to the StaminUp pad.

STEP 6
*requires a gersch device
If you go to the Construction area, outside the StaminUp room, there will be a broken rocket peice with 4 lights on (assuming you did the steps right)
Each time you do a step correct, one of those will light up
after all 4 are lighten up, there should be a smaller light on the ground infront of it.
throw a gersch device relitivaley near the light, throw a gersch device, and you need to have 4 people shoot:
3 ray gun blasts
3 crossbow bolts
2 Zues cannon blasts
3 multi grenade doll thingys
In less than 10 seconds, shoot at the device on the ground, not in the hole.

You now have a death machine for 90 seconds.


the death machine is the LAST STEP and NOTHING more after.

here is also a great link DISPROVING posted about 30min ago.

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Had to crush your dreams, o well. in all reality, this is only thing you get is death machines i was right the whole time no one listend

p.s- make this a STICKY. Time to get the truth out there!!