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This is a topic where you can post your favorite "yo momma" jokes. Ill get it started.
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Yo momma is so hairy that when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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Yo momma is so hairy that when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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yo momma so fat when she seen a yellow school bus she said stop that Twinkie
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your momma is soo FAT when she goes to the beach FREE WIY jumps up and sings "we are family"
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yo momma's so black when she sings you hear church music
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Yo mamas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and MISSED
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* Your mom is so fat, she lacks a nutritious diet and doesn't get enough exercise
* Your mom is so fat, when she sat on memory foam, it forgot.
* Your mom is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
* Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, people yell out, "Whale Sighting!"
* Your mom is so fat, she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
* Your mom is so fat, she influences the tides.
* Your mom is so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
* Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.
* Your mom is so fat, she lives in two time zones.
* Your mom is so fat, it takes a train to get on her good side.
* Your mom is so fat, that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
* Your mom is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
* Your mom is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party.
* Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday.
* Your mom is so fat, she jumps up in the air and gets stuck.
* Your mom is so fat, when she jumps she ends up in Australia.
* Your mom is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
* Your mom is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nevada, Arizona
* Your mom is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
* Your mom is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
* Your mom is so fat, she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
* Your mom is so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
* Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change.
* Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "One at a time, please."
* Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "To be continued."
* Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the **** off.
* Your mom is so fat, she thought gravy was a beverage.
* Your mom is so fat, I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand
* Your mom is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
* Your mom is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.
* Your mom is so fat, when the **** goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps.
* Your mom is so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
* Your mom is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
* Your mom is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
* Your mom is so fat, the only wiener she'll ever get is a hot dog.
* Your mom is so fat, her first love was Krispy Kreme.
* Your mom is so fat, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a tooth pick.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to use a satellite dish as a Cereal bowl.
* Your mom is so fat, she thinks that Niagara Falls is a drinking fountain.
* Your mom is so fat, McDonald's set up shop in her house.
* Your mom is so fat, her best friends are Ronald McDonald, Burger King and Betty Crocker.
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call out to her, "Taxi!"
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat she looks like a school bus.
* Your mom is so fat, she has an sign on her back that says "wide load".
* Your mom is so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
* Your mom is so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
* Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up.
* Your mom is so fat, she bungee jumps and falls straight to Hell.
* Your mom is so fat, when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.
* Your mom is so fat, when she walks into a bar the ceiling fan falls down.
* Your mom is so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping.
* Your mom is so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
* Your mom is so fat, even the AIDS quilt wouldn't cover her.
* Your mom is so fat, she has a run in her blue-jeans.
* Your mom is so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
* Your mom is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said, "Sorry, but we don't do curtains."
* Your mom is so fat, she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to wear Levis 1002s.
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears white, she looks like the Michelin man.
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears red, she looks like the Kool-Aid man.
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears an "X" helicopters land on her.
* Your mom is so fat, she's got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
* Your mom is so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
* Your mom is so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
* Your mom is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.
* Your mom is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
* Your mom is so fat, we get a drought every time she takes a shower.
* Your mom is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
* Your mom is so fat, she uses the Freeway as a Slip n Slide.
* Your mom is so fat, shes still waiting for someone to fill the Grand Canyon so she can take a bath.
* Your mom is so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
* Your mom is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
* Your mom is so fat, she went to Disneyland and got group discounts.
* Your mom is so fat, Santa asked her to cover for him.
* Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house.
* Your mom is so fat, every time she walks her butt claps.
* Your mom is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
* Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides.
* Your mom is so fat, her will states that she wants to be donated to Ripley's Believe It or Not.
* Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her asshole.
* Your mom is so fat, when she walked past the television, I missed Scary Movie 1, 2 AND 3.
* Your mom is so fat, she got stuck in the garage.
* Your mom is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek.
* Your mom is so fat, it took five UFOs to abduct her.
* Your mom is so fat, we're in her right now.
* Your mom is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
* Your mom is so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop.
* Your mom is so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions.
* Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections.
* Your mom is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER.
* Your mom is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
* Your mom is so fat, that her senior pictures had to be arial views.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
* Your mom is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
* Your mom is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
* Your mom is so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
* Your mom is so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
* Your mom is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
* Your mom is so fat, she was Miss Arizona...class Battleship.
* Your mom is so fat, she was zoned for commercial development.
* Your mom is so fat, her nickname is "DAAAMN!"
* Your mom is so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
* Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
* Your mom is so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
* Your mom is so fat, she ordered a double room for a singles weekend.
* Your mom is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
* Your mom is so fat, that I really don't need to make a joke, it sells it self.
* Your mom is so fat, she makes Shay look like the Olsen Twins.
* Your mom is so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
* Your mom is so fat, the only armor she can use in World of Warcraft is of the whale.
* Your mom is so fat, NASA is planning a mission to put a man on her.
* Your mom is so fat, miners dig for diamonds in her footprints.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to live on another planet.
* Your mom is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh-eating variant of Staphlococcus aureus, the doctor gave her five years to live.
* Your mom is so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
* Your mom is so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.
* Your mom is so fat, when she went to a concert, she had to buy 1 million tickets just to fit her ass.
* Your mom is so fat, you can swim in her belly button.
* Your mom is so fat, she absorbs light.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to play pool with the planets.
* Your mom is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and king sized skittles popped out.
* Your mom is so fat, your dad didn't know which roll he was making love to.
* Your mom is so fat, she thought the Olympic swimming pool was a puddle.
* Your mom is so fat, every move that she makes required planning permission.
* Your mom is so fat, when she showers, her feet dont get wet
* Your mom is so fat, she broke a branch on her family tree
*Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
*Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
*Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
*Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
*Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
*Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
*Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
*Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
*Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
*Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
*Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
*Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
*Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
*Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
*Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
*Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
*Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
*Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."
*Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.
*Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.
*Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air
*Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
*Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.
*Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going
*Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
*Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number
*Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.
*Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
*Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
*Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
*Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
*Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
*Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
*Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl
*Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
*Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs
*Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
*Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
*Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
*Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
*Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on
*Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy
*Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
*Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny
*Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way
*Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign
*Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
*Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
*Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla loox like an action figure
*Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt
*Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
*Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
*Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
*You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
*Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
*Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!
*Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
*Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
*Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
*Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.
*Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target
*Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.
*Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
*Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.
*Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!"
*Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go???
*Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
*Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.
*Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake
your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
*Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion.
*Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi.
*Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!!
*Yo momma's **** is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller.
*Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!
*Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control"
*Yo mama so fat she got stoped at da airport for havin 200 pounds of crack
*Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door
*Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
*Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
*Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
*Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".
*Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub
*Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
*Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat **** of of me.
*Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
*Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
*Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here
*Your mamma is so fat I shot the **** and lard came out.
*Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
*Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
*Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the **** scared out of it
*Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
*Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
*You're mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!
*Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years
*Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
*Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
*Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
*Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
*Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.
*Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!
*Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT **** OFF ME
*Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn
*Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
*Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus
*Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes
*Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
*Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.
*Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big ****
*Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.
*Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
*Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
*Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!!
*Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
*Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
*Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
*Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.
*Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
*Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
*Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
*Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
*Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.
*Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!!
*Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button!
*Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
*Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
*Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
*Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
*Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
*Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn
*Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the **** Got A group Discount
*Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
*Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham
*Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion.
*Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ****
*Yo mamma's got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business
*Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!
* Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and pissed in her pants.
* Your mom is so stupid, she tried to steal free samples.
* Your mom is so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
* Your mom is so stupid, she has no feet and complains her shoes are too tight.
* Your mom is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
* Your mom is so stupid, she hung herself with a cordless phone.
* Your mom is so stupid, she set the VCR for 2 hours to record 60 minutes.
* Your mom is so stupid, she asked me "What does Yield mean?" and I said, "Slow down." And she said, slowly, "W H A T D O E S Y I E L D M E A N?"
* Your mom is so stupid, she froze to death in a furnace.
* Your mom is so stupid, she burned to death in a freezer.
* Your mom is so stupid, she waves her hands around in public and calls it "Air Conditioning"
* Your mom is so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.
* Your mom is so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.
* Your mom is so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
* Your mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
* Your mom is so stupid, she thought she'd unravel if she touched bellybutton
* Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a Food City and starved to death.
* Your mom is so stupid, she spent hours staring at a bottle of orange juice because it said 'Concentrate.'
* Your mom is so stupid, she locked her keys outside of her car.
* Your mom is so stupid, she threw a clock out the window to watch time fly.
* Your mom is so stupid, she said she was 'illegitimate' because she didn't know how to read.
* Your mom is so stupid, she thinks your jokes are funny
* Your mom is so stupid, she used a math book to plagiarize her English essay.
* Your mom is so stupid, she really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
* Your mom is so stupid, she spent hours to find the "any" key on the keyboard.
* Your mom is so old that I told her to act her age and the **** died.
* Your mom is so old that she farts dust.
* Your mom is so old that the milk in her **** is expired.
* Your mom is so old that Moses is in her yearbook.
* Your mom is so old that she owes Jesus a quarter.
* Your mom is so old that she only has two teeth and they're both in her pocket!
* Your mom is so old that she has an autographed version of the Bible.
* Your mom is so old that when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
* Your mom is so old that she reminisces when she reads the Bible.
* Your mom is so old that she went to the Virgin Mary's baby shower.
* Your mom is so old that she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
* Your mom is so old that when God said 'let there be light,' she was there to flip the switch.
* Your mom is so ugly SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU.
* Your mom is so ugly that she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals."
* Your mom is so ugly that she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
* Your mom is so ugly that her teeth are brown and she spits Yoo-hoo.
* Your mom is so ugly that when she's on the beach the tide won't come in!
* Your mom is so ugly that I went to your house, kicked in the door and your mom came out barking.
* Your mom is so ugly that when she got arrested they took her to the SPCA.
* Your mom is so ugly that she popped her head out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
* Your mom is so ugly that she makes blind kids cry.
* Your mom is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
* Your mom is so ugly that when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "Rape" and they yelled "NO!"
* Your mom is so ugly that they filmed 'Gorillas in the mist' in her shower.
* Your mom is so ugly that when you went to a fancy restaraunt, she had to sit outside.
* Your mom is so ugly, she can't compete to your sister
* Your mom is so ugly, she needs TWO paper bags to cover her face
* Your mom is so ugly, she can't turn on a computer
* Your mom is so hairy, that when you were born you got rug burn.
* Your mom is so hairy, they took her to the museum and put her on display as the woolly mammoth.
* Your mom is so hairy, she went to a Star Wars convention and the nerds kept asking her for Chewy's autograph.
* Your mom is so hairy, when she shaved her ass, she lost ten pounds!
* Your mom is so hairy, her nipples have afros.
* Your mom is so hairy, before Halloween, everyone thought she was Cousin Itt.
* Your mom is so hairy, she makes the wolf man look like a puppy.
* Your mom is so hairy, she has to brush her armpit hair.
* Your mom is so hairy, she tucks her pubes in her socks.
* Your mom is so hairy, it took them three years just to shave off enough hair to see her face.
* Your mom is so poor that I rang your doorbell and she shouted "DING-DONG!"
* Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.
* Your mom is so poor that at her funeral, she had to give up her casket in order to pay.
* Your mom is so poor that when she wants a gumball she has to put it on layaway.
* Your mom is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
* Your mom is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving".
*Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
*Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
*Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
*Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
*Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
*Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
*Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
*Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
*Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
*Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
*Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
*Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
*Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
*Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!
* Your mom is like a brick, she's dirty, flat on both sides and always get laid by mexicans.
* Your mom is like a 2 by 4, flat, smooth, and easy to nail.
* Your mom is like a fire hydrant, on every corner.
* Your mom is like a shotgun, two cocks: and she's ready to blow.
* Your mom is like a screwdriver, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a lamp, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and **** down an alley 20 times a night, for 5 dollars an hour
* Your mom is like a bowling ball, She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, and you know what? She just keeps coming back for more.
* Your mom is like a gas station, pump first then pay.
* Your mom is like Burger King, "Your way right away."
* Your mom is like Timex, "Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin"
* Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she's always full of indians.
* Your mom is like McDonald's, "Serving Millions."
* Your mom is like Domino's, "Hot, Wild, Now."
* Your mom is like Home Depot, 50 cents a screw
* Your mom is like a refrigerator, every guy loves to stick their meat in her
* Your mom is like Pizza Hut, if it's not there in 30 Minutes, it's free
* Your mom is like a rail road, laid all over the country.
* Your mom is like an SUV, big, black, and full of Mexicans.
* Your Mom is like a Nascar Driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day
* Your mom is like a door; I banged her all night.
* Your mom is like a police station, dicks go in and out of her day and night.
* Your mom is like good paint, cheap and easy to spread.
* Your mom is like Chinese food, every one gets a chance to eat her out.
* Your mom is like a toilet, fat, white and smells like shit.
* Your mom is like a bike, everyone can ride.
* Your mom is like a fast food restaurant, in n' out, fast and easy.
* Your mom is like a seniors bus, older guys get on and off her all day.
* Your mom is like a library open to the public.
* Your mom is like a chrismas tree, people always hang balls on her.
* Your mom is like Marxism, everyone gets a share.
* Your mom is like a towel, i use her, get her wet, and leave her on the floor feeling dirty and used
* Your mom is like a hardware store, 5 cents a bolt, 10 cents a screw.
* Your mom is like the Eagles Theater, 75 cents on Thursdays.
* Your mom is like Taco Bell, "79, 89, 99" cents.
* Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she's always full of Indians, open 24 hours a day, and will give me a Slurpee for a dollar.
*Your mom is so goth that she makes Happy Meals cry.
* Your mom is so goth that when she had a sore throat, everyone thought she was a mime.
* Your mom is so goth that she shits bats.
* Your mom is so goth that when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the moon.
* Your mom is so goth that she sleeps in a coffin.
* Your mom is so goth that the only game she plays is Vampire.
* Your mom is so goth that when she went through a hip hop phase she became Wesley Snipes.
* Your mom is so goth she doesn't even talk
* Your mom is so goth she makes **** look like they got dipped in Grammy's ol' tyme **** batter.
* Your mom is so goth she makes Dracula look like a **** princess.
* Your mom is so goth that Van Helsing thought she was a vampire and shot her.
* Your mom is so goth she painted her eyelids so black, now she's blind.
* Who the **** has a goth for a mother?
* Your mom is so fat, when she sat on memory foam, it forgot.
* Your mom is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
* Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, people yell out, "Whale Sighting!"
* Your mom is so fat, she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
* Your mom is so fat, she influences the tides.
* Your mom is so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
* Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.
* Your mom is so fat, she lives in two time zones.
* Your mom is so fat, it takes a train to get on her good side.
* Your mom is so fat, that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
* Your mom is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
* Your mom is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party.
* Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday.
* Your mom is so fat, she jumps up in the air and gets stuck.
* Your mom is so fat, when she jumps she ends up in Australia.
* Your mom is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
* Your mom is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nevada, Arizona
* Your mom is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
* Your mom is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
* Your mom is so fat, she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
* Your mom is so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
* Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change.
* Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "One at a time, please."
* Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "To be continued."
* Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the **** off.
* Your mom is so fat, she thought gravy was a beverage.
* Your mom is so fat, I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand
* Your mom is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
* Your mom is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.
* Your mom is so fat, when the **** goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps.
* Your mom is so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
* Your mom is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
* Your mom is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
* Your mom is so fat, the only wiener she'll ever get is a hot dog.
* Your mom is so fat, her first love was Krispy Kreme.
* Your mom is so fat, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a tooth pick.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to use a satellite dish as a Cereal bowl.
* Your mom is so fat, she thinks that Niagara Falls is a drinking fountain.
* Your mom is so fat, McDonald's set up shop in her house.
* Your mom is so fat, her best friends are Ronald McDonald, Burger King and Betty Crocker.
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call out to her, "Taxi!"
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat she looks like a school bus.
* Your mom is so fat, she has an sign on her back that says "wide load".
* Your mom is so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
* Your mom is so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
* Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up.
* Your mom is so fat, she bungee jumps and falls straight to Hell.
* Your mom is so fat, when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.
* Your mom is so fat, when she walks into a bar the ceiling fan falls down.
* Your mom is so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping.
* Your mom is so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
* Your mom is so fat, even the AIDS quilt wouldn't cover her.
* Your mom is so fat, she has a run in her blue-jeans.
* Your mom is so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
* Your mom is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said, "Sorry, but we don't do curtains."
* Your mom is so fat, she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to wear Levis 1002s.
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears white, she looks like the Michelin man.
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears red, she looks like the Kool-Aid man.
* Your mom is so fat, when she wears an "X" helicopters land on her.
* Your mom is so fat, she's got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
* Your mom is so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
* Your mom is so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
* Your mom is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.
* Your mom is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
* Your mom is so fat, we get a drought every time she takes a shower.
* Your mom is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
* Your mom is so fat, she uses the Freeway as a Slip n Slide.
* Your mom is so fat, shes still waiting for someone to fill the Grand Canyon so she can take a bath.
* Your mom is so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
* Your mom is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
* Your mom is so fat, she went to Disneyland and got group discounts.
* Your mom is so fat, Santa asked her to cover for him.
* Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house.
* Your mom is so fat, every time she walks her butt claps.
* Your mom is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
* Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides.
* Your mom is so fat, her will states that she wants to be donated to Ripley's Believe It or Not.
* Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her asshole.
* Your mom is so fat, when she walked past the television, I missed Scary Movie 1, 2 AND 3.
* Your mom is so fat, she got stuck in the garage.
* Your mom is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek.
* Your mom is so fat, it took five UFOs to abduct her.
* Your mom is so fat, we're in her right now.
* Your mom is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
* Your mom is so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop.
* Your mom is so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions.
* Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections.
* Your mom is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER.
* Your mom is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
* Your mom is so fat, that her senior pictures had to be arial views.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
* Your mom is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
* Your mom is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
* Your mom is so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
* Your mom is so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
* Your mom is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
* Your mom is so fat, she was Miss Arizona...class Battleship.
* Your mom is so fat, she was zoned for commercial development.
* Your mom is so fat, her nickname is "DAAAMN!"
* Your mom is so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
* Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
* Your mom is so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
* Your mom is so fat, she ordered a double room for a singles weekend.
* Your mom is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
* Your mom is so fat, that I really don't need to make a joke, it sells it self.
* Your mom is so fat, she makes Shay look like the Olsen Twins.
* Your mom is so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
* Your mom is so fat, the only armor she can use in World of Warcraft is of the whale.
* Your mom is so fat, NASA is planning a mission to put a man on her.
* Your mom is so fat, miners dig for diamonds in her footprints.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to live on another planet.
* Your mom is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh-eating variant of Staphlococcus aureus, the doctor gave her five years to live.
* Your mom is so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
* Your mom is so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.
* Your mom is so fat, when she went to a concert, she had to buy 1 million tickets just to fit her ass.
* Your mom is so fat, you can swim in her belly button.
* Your mom is so fat, she absorbs light.
* Your mom is so fat, she has to play pool with the planets.
* Your mom is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and king sized skittles popped out.
* Your mom is so fat, your dad didn't know which roll he was making love to.
* Your mom is so fat, she thought the Olympic swimming pool was a puddle.
* Your mom is so fat, every move that she makes required planning permission.
* Your mom is so fat, when she showers, her feet dont get wet
* Your mom is so fat, she broke a branch on her family tree
*Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
*Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
*Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
*Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
*Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
*Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
*Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
*Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
*Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
*Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
*Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
*Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
*Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
*Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
*Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
*Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
*Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
*Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."
*Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.
*Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.
*Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air
*Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
*Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.
*Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going
*Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
*Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number
*Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.
*Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
*Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
*Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
*Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
*Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
*Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
*Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl
*Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
*Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs
*Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
*Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
*Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
*Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
*Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on
*Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy
*Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
*Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny
*Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way
*Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign
*Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
*Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
*Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla loox like an action figure
*Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt
*Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
*Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
*Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
*You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
*Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
*Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!
*Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
*Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
*Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
*Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.
*Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target
*Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.
*Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
*Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.
*Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!"
*Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go???
*Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
*Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.
*Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake
your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
*Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion.
*Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi.
*Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!!
*Yo momma's **** is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller.
*Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!
*Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control"
*Yo mama so fat she got stoped at da airport for havin 200 pounds of crack
*Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door
*Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
*Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
*Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
*Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".
*Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub
*Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
*Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat **** of of me.
*Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
*Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
*Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here
*Your mamma is so fat I shot the **** and lard came out.
*Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
*Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
*Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the **** scared out of it
*Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
*Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
*You're mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!
*Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years
*Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
*Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
*Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
*Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
*Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.
*Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!
*Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT **** OFF ME
*Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn
*Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
*Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus
*Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes
*Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
*Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.
*Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big ****
*Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.
*Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
*Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
*Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!!
*Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
*Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
*Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
*Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.
*Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
*Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
*Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
*Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
*Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.
*Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!!
*Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button!
*Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
*Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
*Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
*Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
*Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
*Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn
*Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the **** Got A group Discount
*Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
*Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham
*Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion.
*Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ****
*Yo mamma's got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business
*Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!
* Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and pissed in her pants.
* Your mom is so stupid, she tried to steal free samples.
* Your mom is so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
* Your mom is so stupid, she has no feet and complains her shoes are too tight.
* Your mom is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
* Your mom is so stupid, she hung herself with a cordless phone.
* Your mom is so stupid, she set the VCR for 2 hours to record 60 minutes.
* Your mom is so stupid, she asked me "What does Yield mean?" and I said, "Slow down." And she said, slowly, "W H A T D O E S Y I E L D M E A N?"
* Your mom is so stupid, she froze to death in a furnace.
* Your mom is so stupid, she burned to death in a freezer.
* Your mom is so stupid, she waves her hands around in public and calls it "Air Conditioning"
* Your mom is so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.
* Your mom is so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.
* Your mom is so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
* Your mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
* Your mom is so stupid, she thought she'd unravel if she touched bellybutton
* Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a Food City and starved to death.
* Your mom is so stupid, she spent hours staring at a bottle of orange juice because it said 'Concentrate.'
* Your mom is so stupid, she locked her keys outside of her car.
* Your mom is so stupid, she threw a clock out the window to watch time fly.
* Your mom is so stupid, she said she was 'illegitimate' because she didn't know how to read.
* Your mom is so stupid, she thinks your jokes are funny
* Your mom is so stupid, she used a math book to plagiarize her English essay.
* Your mom is so stupid, she really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
* Your mom is so stupid, she spent hours to find the "any" key on the keyboard.
* Your mom is so old that I told her to act her age and the **** died.
* Your mom is so old that she farts dust.
* Your mom is so old that the milk in her **** is expired.
* Your mom is so old that Moses is in her yearbook.
* Your mom is so old that she owes Jesus a quarter.
* Your mom is so old that she only has two teeth and they're both in her pocket!
* Your mom is so old that she has an autographed version of the Bible.
* Your mom is so old that when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
* Your mom is so old that she reminisces when she reads the Bible.
* Your mom is so old that she went to the Virgin Mary's baby shower.
* Your mom is so old that she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
* Your mom is so old that when God said 'let there be light,' she was there to flip the switch.
* Your mom is so ugly SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU.
* Your mom is so ugly that she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals."
* Your mom is so ugly that she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
* Your mom is so ugly that her teeth are brown and she spits Yoo-hoo.
* Your mom is so ugly that when she's on the beach the tide won't come in!
* Your mom is so ugly that I went to your house, kicked in the door and your mom came out barking.
* Your mom is so ugly that when she got arrested they took her to the SPCA.
* Your mom is so ugly that she popped her head out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
* Your mom is so ugly that she makes blind kids cry.
* Your mom is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
* Your mom is so ugly that when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "Rape" and they yelled "NO!"
* Your mom is so ugly that they filmed 'Gorillas in the mist' in her shower.
* Your mom is so ugly that when you went to a fancy restaraunt, she had to sit outside.
* Your mom is so ugly, she can't compete to your sister
* Your mom is so ugly, she needs TWO paper bags to cover her face
* Your mom is so ugly, she can't turn on a computer
* Your mom is so hairy, that when you were born you got rug burn.
* Your mom is so hairy, they took her to the museum and put her on display as the woolly mammoth.
* Your mom is so hairy, she went to a Star Wars convention and the nerds kept asking her for Chewy's autograph.
* Your mom is so hairy, when she shaved her ass, she lost ten pounds!
* Your mom is so hairy, her nipples have afros.
* Your mom is so hairy, before Halloween, everyone thought she was Cousin Itt.
* Your mom is so hairy, she makes the wolf man look like a puppy.
* Your mom is so hairy, she has to brush her armpit hair.
* Your mom is so hairy, she tucks her pubes in her socks.
* Your mom is so hairy, it took them three years just to shave off enough hair to see her face.
* Your mom is so poor that I rang your doorbell and she shouted "DING-DONG!"
* Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.
* Your mom is so poor that at her funeral, she had to give up her casket in order to pay.
* Your mom is so poor that when she wants a gumball she has to put it on layaway.
* Your mom is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
* Your mom is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving".
*Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
*Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
*Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
*Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
*Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
*Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
*Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
*Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
*Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
*Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
*Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
*Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
*Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
*Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!
* Your mom is like a brick, she's dirty, flat on both sides and always get laid by mexicans.
* Your mom is like a 2 by 4, flat, smooth, and easy to nail.
* Your mom is like a fire hydrant, on every corner.
* Your mom is like a shotgun, two cocks: and she's ready to blow.
* Your mom is like a screwdriver, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a lamp, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and **** down an alley 20 times a night, for 5 dollars an hour
* Your mom is like a bowling ball, She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, and you know what? She just keeps coming back for more.
* Your mom is like a gas station, pump first then pay.
* Your mom is like Burger King, "Your way right away."
* Your mom is like Timex, "Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin"
* Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she's always full of indians.
* Your mom is like McDonald's, "Serving Millions."
* Your mom is like Domino's, "Hot, Wild, Now."
* Your mom is like Home Depot, 50 cents a screw
* Your mom is like a refrigerator, every guy loves to stick their meat in her
* Your mom is like Pizza Hut, if it's not there in 30 Minutes, it's free
* Your mom is like a rail road, laid all over the country.
* Your mom is like an SUV, big, black, and full of Mexicans.
* Your Mom is like a Nascar Driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day
* Your mom is like a door; I banged her all night.
* Your mom is like a police station, dicks go in and out of her day and night.
* Your mom is like good paint, cheap and easy to spread.
* Your mom is like Chinese food, every one gets a chance to eat her out.
* Your mom is like a toilet, fat, white and smells like shit.
* Your mom is like a bike, everyone can ride.
* Your mom is like a fast food restaurant, in n' out, fast and easy.
* Your mom is like a seniors bus, older guys get on and off her all day.
* Your mom is like a library open to the public.
* Your mom is like a chrismas tree, people always hang balls on her.
* Your mom is like Marxism, everyone gets a share.
* Your mom is like a towel, i use her, get her wet, and leave her on the floor feeling dirty and used
* Your mom is like a hardware store, 5 cents a bolt, 10 cents a screw.
* Your mom is like the Eagles Theater, 75 cents on Thursdays.
* Your mom is like Taco Bell, "79, 89, 99" cents.
* Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she's always full of Indians, open 24 hours a day, and will give me a Slurpee for a dollar.
*Your mom is so goth that she makes Happy Meals cry.
* Your mom is so goth that when she had a sore throat, everyone thought she was a mime.
* Your mom is so goth that she shits bats.
* Your mom is so goth that when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the moon.
* Your mom is so goth that she sleeps in a coffin.
* Your mom is so goth that the only game she plays is Vampire.
* Your mom is so goth that when she went through a hip hop phase she became Wesley Snipes.
* Your mom is so goth she doesn't even talk
* Your mom is so goth she makes **** look like they got dipped in Grammy's ol' tyme **** batter.
* Your mom is so goth she makes Dracula look like a **** princess.
* Your mom is so goth that Van Helsing thought she was a vampire and shot her.
* Your mom is so goth she painted her eyelids so black, now she's blind.
* Who the **** has a goth for a mother?
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